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Maker, don't let me strangle arrogant strangle little boys.

[SAM, HAWKE & VARRIC]
I wanted to thank you idiots again for drinking with my idiot self, although I'm sure at least two of you are regretting it now.

i don't understand why i was brought here. goodland of all places.

hawke/

how do you make this blasted contraption legible/

It appears that Alistair has resumed his royal duties over the kingdom of Ferelden. There have been times when I deeply regret every choice I've made along the way, and putting him on the throne is one of them. So, to let you in on my half-assed plan: I will try every beer this world has to offer, then every frilly and ever so vaguely Royan cocktail and wine. I may make it back to my apartment. Or I may not.

Then, I will - politely - provide all the documentation that I've gathered over the years in regards to the Taint, and ask for a means to a cure. And after that, I will adopt a dog, and I will name him Barkspawn. And he shall be a big [...]

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...Well, shit.

I'm wondering if there's anyone who'd be prepared to dog sit for a night?

I wanna take Velma out for a night, do something girly, but I don't want to leave Scooby alone either. He's not a difficult dog, he's very well behaved, likes watching cartoons and having snacks, he will watch scary movies if you like them, but he will cower under the blanket with you. He won't need walked, but he might need fed (he always needs fed) and I can pay whoever would be willing to watch him for a few hours.