Some Reality Web

I've been waiting my entire life to post this song. Happy birthday to me.

[Friends + 18 and under]

Party for me on Saturday. [address]. No gifts needed.

[Enitiy]

It's my birthday and I'd like to move out of the kids floor. I've already made arrangments for where I'm going so if you could do me a solid and move my stuff into the empty room in Lily's place, that would be great.

Oh my God, you guys. I'm throwing on my bathing suit and getting into the water area PRONTO. Who's coming?

I turn 18 in six days. Who wants a new roommate? I'm ready to get off the kids floor.

I think the milk in our fridge might have gone off. It didn't taste or smell bad, but something is not sitting right in my stomach, and I only had toast for breakfast.

If no one sees me in the next few hours, send help.

Apparently I'm not meant to have many mates here.

Talk about an attempt at putting a positive spin on kidnapping. Jubilant Entity and Goodland.

And seriously? A guardian? I don't do foster care.

FILTERED TO FRIENDS + KIDS FLOOR + MCU

I've been moved off the kids floor cause Hope offered to be my guardian until I'm 18, so if you're looking for me, I'll be in 6-B.

Heres to being able to sleep again without being my own nightlight.

I've named him Dobby. I couldn't not with the ears. I saw him, and he is a bright spot in this shite week.

[...]

I'll hopefully have my magic back soon and will work on restocking potions.

Look if I wanted to live with a bunch of teens and pre-teens just learning about their powers, I'd ask to go home.

[ Josie ]

Maybe no party? Is it too late to change my mind?

Alright, since this has been going on a couple days, some of you might be wondering 'Hey! I've got these cool new powers! How do I use them? What do I do with them?' Wonder Girl here offering up lessons in Superheroing 101, Flight, How to Run Fast Without Crashing, How Not to Break Everything I Touch, and How to Not Bounce Dangerous Objects Off Yourself and Into Other People, and How to Handle Weird Electrical Outbursts. You can hit me up privately for a one-on-one lesson, or just come find me in the woods. It's more secluded and better for this kind of thing.

I gave up my magic for a rea

I keep shorting out everything I touch. It freaked me out at first and I kind of made lightning, I think. It was pretty freaky but I think I have that part under control as long as I stay calm. ish. But I've already killed the toaster and the microwave. I'm afraid to touch basically anything.

I know similar things are happening to a lot of people. Is everyone okay?

[forward dated to after midnight]

Holy fuck I'm glowing in the dark! What the actual hell?

( Filtered to Weed Smokers )

I guess it's my turn to make this announcement...

Louis left.

Meant to post this a few days ago, but I've been in awe over my new lab.

I am now acclimated to my surroundings. It's time to catch up with my friends and make new ones.

I'm starting to like it here.

[added later]

[James]

Love you.

I have a little bit of a teensy question because I've kind of lost track. How many more holidays should I expect until July fourth? I feel like an EMT should know these things.

But for anyone new here, I'm James Rogers. Yes, Rogers as in That Guy Most Of You Know. What's up?

You know, karaoke was really fun. I think we should make that a regular thing.

Anyone else feel guilty while eating giant chocolate rabbit ears?