Some Reality Web

If you haven't figured it out yet, welcome to the Isle of the Lost. I doubt most of you will enjoy your stay here. If you have questions, ask away.

Also apparently I need a job. The only one I've ever had is working at my mom's restaurant as a waitress and I hated it.

where are we now? this place looks scary.

Well... bloody Hell.

[His wee girls]
This is where I'm from. If anyone tries to touch ye? Hit em hard and fast. Savvy?

[His friends]
...the Isle ain't exactly sunshine and rainbows. Be careful. Keep an eye on yer pockets.

Anyone wanna explore with me?

Whoever messed up their spell has five seconds to fix it and put me back on my boat. If it was deliberate, you still have five seconds but now I'm a hell of a lot madder.

A toast to complicated paternal relationships.

Damn if I paid any attention to what was going on at school, I wouldn't have planned my party on prom night. It's gonna be going on all night so any of you going should stop by after. I won't be offended at all if you're late.

[Hermione, Lucy, and Lily]

Thanks for letting me move in.

If you think about an apple, do you think the word apple, do you imagine what an apple looks like, or something else like the sensation of biting into one? Words or pictures or feelings?

Do you think I am close enough to 16 to get a job this summer?

And wut am I gonna do with the wee monsters come summertime? Here is hopin' they dinnae wreck the flat with glitter and animals.

[Mal]
Oi. Ye and me? How about a date? The girls can watch themselves for a few hours.

This place always seems to be full of surprises. Do you ever get used to it?

STAR WARS

Everyone seemed into the dinner idea. Does tomorrow or this weekend work for all of you?

I've seen a few places that look good, but I'm open to suggestions from those of you who've been here longer, too.

no more swiping. i am the embodiment now of swiper, no swiping. drats.

at least i'll stop popping the cuts open and they can close on their own and stuff, that's good.

bubbles can we go talk to animals again? i wanna fly there!

[ cal ]
you'll still teach me fighting, right?

What if my powers never come back?

The most productive thing I'm going to get out of this is a list of everything I use magic for without thinking about it. And maybe a lot of baking, that seems fine. At least it gives me time to sit in my new library and study.

i stabbed a tree with my new claws. and then i tried to pull them out. and i found another claw.

and now i'm stuck in a tree.

can someone get me out of the tree?

"This too shall pass."

FILTER: CAPTAIN WONDER SOLDIER

I do not like this. I am not myself.

...Are you two alright?

FILTER: DEMIGODS

Have any of you lost something important to you?

I have no bloody idea what is going on here. I got the message from this 'Entity' but I don't trust it. It's probably with WICKED anyway. There's not a shank out there that just throws a nice life at you. That's not the way the world works.

This place, aye?

[HIS GIRLS]
Ye wee mites alright? Now strange power changes or the like? I need ta make sure ye are okay.

[MAL]
Oi, how are ye?

[Freddy]
Mako, me boy, how are ye holding up?

I keep finding candy squirreled away in wee spaces in the flat. Seems I have a tiny dragon or three living with me. Hoarding their stashes.

This place. I hate it-

[Mal]
Ye been out in this nonsense yet?

[Powerpuff Girls]
Oi. How about a whole day at the parks with me and Malsy?