Some Reality Web

Does anyone know how to fix a hole in a wall?

[Emma Frost]

Sorry.

[Clint Barton]

Hello. I was told you can fix a hole?

Okay so I like to think I'm sorta used to the weird and wonderful by this point in my life but this? This is definitely pushing it.

Also the last entity I ran across wanted to kill everyone and destroy everything in the known universe so... yeah.

[Adult Mutants]

I was told that I can go to the entity for a guardian so that I don't have to live on the 'kids floor' any longer. Would one of you be willing to do that?

Please.

[eta: The Entity]

I would like Emma Frost to be my guardian, and I'd like to move in with her.

That place was certainly...colourful. And filled with sugar. Overall it was enjoyable but I don't suppose it's something I'd like to do often.

[Tia]

I believe a welcome to the family is in order? Are you settling in well enough with Thor and Torunn?

so many new people. i need more voodoo dolls -_-

[billy]
who is erik? are you okay? do you want a hug?

[molly]
hey. do you know anything about a erik from our world? lots of people greeted him and he likes burgers the way I do

Okay so one minute I was just doing my own thing at the school and now I'm here?

Startled myself a bit with the wicked vertigo on landing (? is that what we're calling it, landing? Teleporting? It better not be time travel, I've had enough of that thx) so the ice in the lobby will melt in, like, three hours. Just, uh, watch your step.

You'll have to forgive me if I don't immediately trust a mysterious entity who plucked me out of my perfectly happy life in my reality to deposit me here in Goodland.

Fate is a cruel mistress or so I've discovered, I can't imagine this time will be any different.

Scepticism has kept me alive thus far.

Ugh, fuck you Team Parker.

You get street tacos.

[Filtered to Jason]
We lost. I'll still buy you food.

Since we seem to be sticking around, I guess it's time to find the hidden Mickeys.

Are you actually shitting me with this right now?

First the mini messiah Hope, and now... God, it's like my teeth vibrating and every nerve just singing. I'd copyright this if it even mattered. Phoenix Force ESP, try and patent that.

Alright, Jean. How about we don't do the mental discussions until I can tolerate your noisy voice in my head again? And would you turn that thing down? I'm still having vertigo from the withdrawal.

Every single ti I hate time travel.


I haven't heard of Goodland before. I can f Emma?