Some Reality Web

[filtered away from those under 16]

There is a clown with a balloon wandering around outside around the abandoned sideshow booths. It's not a friendly.

He disappeared but may have gone into the sewers.

[FILTER: Friends & Family of Bruce Banner & Betty Ross]

Bruce and I have a son here. His name is Robbie and he is seven. He is adorable and precocious and I can't wait for you all to meet him. We should have a barbecue once the amusement park is done.

This is SO cool! I am going to go exploring with Nymeria!

I know plenty of people probably want to go and check out the latest change, but remember to be cautious. I've seen enough black and white television shows and movies to know that not everything is safe.

And I've seen enough shows and clips of current movies to know that amusement parks in that state never lead to anything good.

Everyone else got really pretty colors and I have plain old white and this stinks

The glowing red orb is getting old.

Who would have thought talking animals would be so open to taking a few moments to pose for some sketches?

Who would have thought I'd still be able to draw a straight line without too much trouble after all this time?

The Entity must have a liking for beaches and tropical places. I'll take it over man-eating creatures, though. Even if a sunburn is uncomfortable.

Sam and Laura are gone. No, I am not okay. I think I'll take a rain check on Cancun.

Dear Captain Steve Rogers America:

I was promised an Entity Weirdness Free birthday party for my dear Mary. And while we absolutely partied our hardest...

I have not been able to pry myself away from the Avenger Penguins. Which I feel is somehow your doing.

This means that, despite your protests that I certainly didn't have to, this place is going to get the biggest Fourth of July Cap Birthday Freedom Party Goodland has ever seen.

You're soooooo welcome.

All my love,
Rose M. Tyler

Has anyone been able to [...] separate themselves from the new friends showing up?

Opened the door to a weird-ass horse with a bare skull for a face that started singing about why I should let it in.

Y'all better not have a medical emergency today because I ain't leaving the apartment.

DADDY! PYM! UNCLE STEVE! UNCLE TONY! UNCLE ANYONE! SOMEONE HASTA TO TAKE ME TO THE PARK PLEASE! I'M GONNA MEET A WOLVERINE!!

Okay, Entity, I appreciated the little side trip and we made my super fun Easter egg hunt work anyway but DON'T SCREW WITH THIS ONE BECAUSE I MADE RESERVATIONS.

Everyone who's interested, we're going out on Sunday night to celebrate Mary Bromfield's 21st birthday!! "But Rose," I hear you whining, "that's a work night!" DEAL WITH IT, YOU'RE ADULTS! Also not everyone falls into the capitalistic Monday through Friday work regimen, get it together people.

So get ready to get all dressed up and have an amazing night of dancing, drinks, hor dourves (seriously, why is that so hard to spell??), and a celebration of all things Mary!

I guess the tropical vacation couldn't last forever, could it?

[Morgan Stark]

You're not as funny as you think you are.

[Steve Rogers]

It's not a Hawaiian coastline, but you up for a run around the Park?

Hi, I'm Scott.

FYI, they do not like you appearing in the middle of the bridge. Something about security and only crew being allowed up there. It was pretty cool though.

Couple of questions:

Is this a fever dream/am I dead?

Is the food and drink free on this boat?

Am I still inside the Quantum Realm?

Do they have quoits?

And shuffleboard?

As far as vacation spots go, this one isn't so bad, and I'm thankful it looks like we're able to go off-boat to see the islands.

For those that have been to the real version, favorite island or spot?

[Steve Rogers]

I thought about visiting the memorial while we're here. Do you want to come?

[Bruce, Tony, Thor, Bucky, Steve, Clint, Natasha]

Billy is here. From my our world. He's only three days? ten, but he's here. help?

Should I get a helmet or something for April Fool's in this place?

I am unable to tell how much of what we're seeing is real and how much is not. It takes something incredibly powerful to fool me and I must say, I'm not fond.