Some Reality Web

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™ Stark Industries CEOs

Glad the 1920s are over. I missed FRIDAY and 2-Dum.

[Sebastian]

The synthetic blood is ready for your testing.

[Hope]

We love you. That isn't going away. Just saying.

We might be in the damn 1920s, but it is still National Trivia Day.

Q: Which 1980s movie spawned 6 sequels and a T.V. series?

First person to answer correctly gets a prize. At least I know you can't cheat and use Google.

P.S. I will ask more questions in the comments.

[Filtered to Tony via scroll]
>> I'm leaving Early.
>> And I'm stopping and eating my weight in Ice Cream.
>> Don't stay too late.

>> Teenagers are hard.

[Filtered to Ned, Peter & Morgan via scroll]
>> I'm going to leave some money on the counter.
>> You guys can order whatever you'd like for dinner
>> Just don't forget to save some for your dad Tony.

[Hope, Lizzie & Josie]

I've been thinking a lot about something that Hope said earlier, and I think she's right. You guys are responsible enough to handle your day to day lives on your own... with a little guidance.

What I would like to do is have the Entity allow you and apartment near ours. I would be your guardian, but I would live in my apartment with my husband and my children. I'll pop in every week or so to make sure you are all eating, have food, are doing what you need to do and as long as that's happening I wont get too involved in your business.

I'll be right next door in case of emergencies, and you'll be able to reach me on my phone whenever you need me. But that does mean that I expect you to ask for help, when you need it.


How would you feel about this situation?

I hope everyone's holidays were as warm and happy as my own.


Thank goodness for all the cookies and snacks I have today.



[Tony]

My parents barely fit and I've eat all of the pretzels we have in the apartment.

[Text Message to Hope Mikaelson]

>> Good afternoon Hope. I hope you're having a wonderful day.
>> If what I think I'm seeing on the network is true, I believe a lot of your people have come around recently?
>> I don't mean to pry, I just wanted to make sure that you were adjusting to all of it okay.
>> If you need any more time off, or if I can provide you with any assistance, please let me know.

[FILTER: Pepper]


Honey? You busy?




[Tony was tinkering in his lab for a bit; he & Pepper are still on vacation from work]

For anyone who isn't familiar with weddings and doesn't know what's expected or what to expect, here's a few rough guidelines. Obviously I don't know exactly what's planned so I'm keeping this as generic as possible and sticking to the things that some people will think are obvious.

1) Don't wear white. In this part of the world, that's the colour the bride wears, and she's supposed to stand out. Avoid anything pale enough to be mistaken for white, too.

2) The first part of the wedding is the ceremony where the couple say their vows. The officiant sometimes gives a sermon or advice as well. For this part all you have to do is sit in the audience and watch. Don't talk to people or use your phone.

2a) Avoid taking photos with the flash on, too. It's distracting, and if there's a professional photographer it might interfere with their shots.

3) After the ceremony is the reception. There'll probably be speeches from some friends and family. Sometimes people who haven't been asked to can say something themselves as well, but it shouldn't be very long.

4) There's usually alcohol at the reception. If you're drinking stick to your limits and don't make anyone - especially the couple - have to deal with very drunk people tripping over things, passing out, throwing up, etc.

5) If there's assigned seating (there might not be - I feel like that could be a little difficult here with people coming and going, and some weddings are just less formal) there's probably a reason you were put where you were. Talk to the people you're sitting with. The couple has reason to think you'll get on, or at least won't cause World War 3.

6) If you're going to hook up with someone, don't do it in a closet or bathroom or behind a curtain. At least go somewhere with a bed.

7) Keep things positive. You're there to celebrate people being in love. It's okay not to like all the details, but everyone doesn't need to hear about it, especially right then.

8) Wear something nice that you feel comfortable in. No ripped jeans, but you don't need to go full formal suit or ballgown. You don't even need to wear a dress if you don't like them. It's a fun excuse to dress up but you're not going to get kicked out if you have the wrong hemline or don't wear a tie. (Probably, at least. Typically that kind of strict pedantry doesn't come from people who send out essentially open invitations.)

Is there such a thing as an age hangover? Because I've got one.


Tony, I need a few more days off. Teen me went ham on my closet and it's just chaos and anarchy in here. I need to organize for my peace of mind.



[Sam]

Thanks for keeping an eye on me. You shouldn't have had to didn't have to and I appreciate it.

Looks like this place really wants to give me all the tension headaches I can begin stomach. To think that the apocalypse is almost a breeze compared to all of this. At least I was free. Man, now it feels like the walls are closing in on me again.

I just gotta ask though. Is anyone else struggs to deal with school, especially with all the [...] situations this Entity keeps throwing at us?

[SAM]
Can we talk about something?

[LAURA]
Be warned, fair Scarlet maiden. Tony aged up. Or down. I'm not sure which.

And I'm gonna punch him if he's not back to himself in two days.

Jim, Natasha--- Are you guys okay?


It looks like there is a bunch of people who are suddenly children. I think that means we are going to need a lot of people to volunteer up in the childrens area. We are going to need as many hands on deck as possible until something more permanent gets sorted out, I think.

FRIDAY told me that this is Goodland? That sounds like a fake place. Am I in a fake place? Is my Mommy in the fake place too?

( Tony and Pepper )

[ Added later ]
( Roommates )

( There is a wedding invitation under here... )

[Tony sends a way too excited text message to Pepper while they are working in different parts of SI]

>>Pepper!
>>Can 2-Dum be the ring bearer?
>>Or flower person?
>>He's not picky.




[credit: borrowed idea from insta post re: original Dum-e.]

Currently trying to decide if I'm hungry enough to stop sleeping and leave my bed. I wish those delivery services brought the food inside. Aside from the terrible consequences, why don't we have that yet?

( Tandy )

( Morgan )

( Ms Potts )

Is everyone okay!?!

[Pepper]

Can you help me with my hair and face for a few days? I don't want to look in a mirror.

[Peter]

ASDFGHJKL YOU Legos! I didn't cry. Maybe just a little.

[Markus]

It's perfect. Thank you. ♥ Now I have to name your bike, don't I?

...I tried to find you. I'm so sorry I couldn't.

[Wanda]

Are you okay!?! I'm sorry I lost you.

[Rhodey]

...hi.

[Lincoln]

I'll never be able to properly thank you.

Ok. Stay Calm. You'll be okay. Everything will be okay. You're not really finding broken pieces of Morgan's suit. You didn't see Rhodey Crash. Tony is still here somewhere


You take one little nap at your office desk and suddenly you wake up in the maze. I did not wear appropriate shoes for this. Luckily I was using a supply bag as a pillow touching a supply bag and it came with me.


[Tony]

Baby. I keep... I keep seeing you get hurt. And pieces of Morgans suit all.. broken. And I swear I've seen Rhodey crash three separate times... but...


when I woke up Killian was standing over me. With the needle again. I think--- what if I got dosed again? I can't--- I can't do that again. I can already feel my body getting hot.


Please just tell me you're alright.

[Pepper]

I couldn't just sit there and wait anymore. I'm sorry. I love you. I have an amazing Pepper Potts supply bag. I have my suit. I'll be okay.


[Tony]

I love you.


[Friends and family outside maze]

I'm going down the corn maze shaped rabbit hole. See you soon.


[Friends and family inside maze]

I'm coming.