Some Reality Web

Well, well, well, now what have we here? Have I suddenly begun hallucinating? Has someone finally broken into the backdoor of my mind to play tricks on me as revenge? Of course, who exactly would be powerful enough for such shenanigans escapes me, as I am the all powerful God of Mischief himself, but the effort is certainly genuine. I have to appreciate that.

Usually, I am more than ready for a bit of fun, mind you. Even the kind where I am apparently sharing a room with others, which is completely ridiculous. However, I am kind of in the middle of something quite important, so if we could save the tricks for later, hm? Now, send me back to where I was and there will be no need for me to get testy.