Some Reality Web

A+ Entity, keep this kind of shit coming.

- the muffins were awesome
- that Cupid dude granted my wish to be 18 again. No more second adolescence for me.
- my best friend Lissa is here from home. about fucking time We are definitely gonna celebrate this.

Anyway, impromptu party on the roof Friday night. Some of you magic types can keep us from freezing our asses off, right?

HOPE MIKAELSON

Hey. You up for some sparring tomorrow?

I will never understand this Entity. Most-expenses paid vacations followed by monsters followed by...muffins? Laura ate them and didn't die so I guess they're fine, hell if I know anymore.

[Diana]

Don't get mad, I love you, I may have done a thing. It is probably not a bad thing. But it most definitely is a thing.

Will I turn into a frog if I eat muffins from the Entity?

filter: friends

My cousin's gone... um. I'm gonna be at the Fortress for a little while, reconfiguring things. I got something I wished for that should be there, too.

Anyway, I'm just -- think I'm gonna take a couple of days off work and come back refreshed.

Take care.

I'll be at Ratty's if anyone needs me.

I suggest not needing me.


[I figured I should name the dive bar he's been dragged out of a couple times before, so it's now Rattahan's.

Hannah's gone again.

Just in time for

No, I don't really want to talk about it.

Well, that was fucking exhausting.


Anyone else want a drink?

Hey, Trix? Laura?

Want me to bring you the head of a monster as a souvenir?

I can punch the S.O.B.s

( Sam )

( Elena )

( Ted )

( Ernie )

( Tony )

( Jim )

Settle an argument, ladies and gents. I am hot, am I not?

Well. I seem to be sparkling. That's new.

What the hell, dudes.