Some Reality Web

What does one wear to a robot invasion? Nothing too maudlin, I hope. I don't have the right beverage for that.

These little shits are relentless. Not pissed. Just annoyed I had to waste perfectly good charges for some damn Pop Tarts.

[...] Objections to me trying to reprogram one? Before you weigh in? Too late.

Not to alarm anyone...

but uh, I seemed to have gotten stabbed in the arm by a surprise robot. It's dead now, but uh, there is no one in the clinic and I don't know what to do.

Mother scratching shazbot.

Closet? Check.
Pillows? Check.
Slim Jims? Check.
Metal baseball bat? Double check.
Cast iron frying pan? Yep. That too, just in case. It worked for my girl Rapunzel, and it's gonna work for me too.

Cya in a couple weeks, my dudes.

[FILTER: Avengers (all) and their extended families]

I'm throwing a party for Vision's arrival. Tommy made sure to remind me Vision can't eat so there will be plenty of games too. Join us in Central Park this Sunday at noon.

[Texts to Trixie]

-- Hey, Madam President.
-- Wanted you to be the first to know the Doctor was sent home. TARDIS, too.
-- Looks like you've got the best spaceship around now.


(Public post, added 20 minutes later)

The irony of dating a man who was terrified of me going before him being the one to go first isn't lost on me, Entity.

To be fair, I don't know what else I was expecting. It isn't like this is the first time.

I know she had many friends here so I'm sorry to let everyone know Diana was returned home this morning.

Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to drink my weight in vodka and see what happens at the end.

[Tony and Pepper Stark]

I could do the proper thing and ask politely for the day off but I think we all know I'm not coming in today.

I'm glad we are no longer living in my middle school nightmares. I missed my bed!

Hello, I am Vision. I am new to Goodland.

[Matt]

Okay, so I was going to be cute nice and leave a pumpkin spice latte (it's in italics for emphasis) at your door but I realized that would be a terrible idea.

So, I guess we can go and get one when you're not busy with your lawyer stuff.

Or I could be extra amazing and bring it to you.

I'm taking these desks and building a barricade in the lobby so I can sing show tunes from the top.

Don't judge me if my flag of freedom is a pillowcase. I didn't have time to plan and who doesn't want more sleep?


EDIT: TOMORROW I WILL BARRICADE! Today I am making s'mores for Val and taking Aragorn to the grocery store.

So does this mean that I can give people detention? Because that might be kind of fun.

BRB, I just realized my childhood was messed up.

I'm glad Pepper made me put on clothes before this morning.

If anyone's interested in a sparring class under current circumstances, I'll be holding a few tomorrow. Yes, some amount of clothes are required. Normally, sessions are for those who lean towards the novice side, but there will be one or two for those who are more skilled. Powers are fine as long as you don't use them. I'm not set up for that, and I'd rather not have to replace equipment. Or windows.

Aura readings weren't my strong suit, but I never realized they'd help one day with telling people apart when you can't see anything but their clothes. Or sometimes lack of clothes.

If this could be over when the semester starts next week, that would be great. Because otherwise... kind of awkward.

I hate to ruin the fun, but I think it best if we try and keep a general idea where folks are meaning keeping some level of clothing on at all necessary times.

I understand that this may be fun and new to a lot of you, but I would feel better knowing I can see folks to some degree just in case anything happens.

Hopefully not to come off as too much of a party killer, I'll suggest it start tomorrow morning. At the latest.

Until then, I'm keeping a closer eye on my sandwiches.

I dont want to be buzzkillington or anything, but let's all be very sure to be extra careful until this all gets sorted. We have had people come in with a lot of physical injures from being run into and stuff...


Do you know how hard it is to fix a broken bone when you can't see it? It's like that. So, don't

HELP!

I think I need a suit to control my powers! Does anyone know how to build one?

Matt's post reminded me fall is around the corner! I need new sweaters and cute boots. Who is shopping with me?