Some Reality Web

About time she got some STEM training in.

My apologies to his friends, but it seems Mr. Harrington has been taken by the Entity as well.

This does mean I am currently the only guardian on the children's floor so if you all would be so kind as to be on your best behaviour, it would certainly be appreciated. That being said, I am absolutely still here if you all need anything.

I really never would have imagined I'd be turning forty in Asgard, of all places. Sometimes I never It's just... a lot. It's a lot.

And yes, you can blame me if the Entity decides to make a liar out of me by spiriting us back to Goodland overnight and you all miss the fancy ball.

I wonder how quickly guards would turn up if I started taking cuttings from the gardens. I really should try to remember I don't have diplomatic immunity here.


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[Frigga]
I greet you as Storm of Wakanda and Krakoa. I'm not certain whether you're recognised here, but I would like to ask permission to collect cuttings from the gardens around Asgard to attempt to cultivate. I am widely known at home for my own and prefer to have as much greenery around as possible.

To return home to a place that you never thought you would see again... the words do not describe...

And this time, too! Haustblot approaches. It is the time when are harvest is cut. The food for the Haustblot is always the freshest! And the mead...

We must feast, Sunday, the castle halls will hold all of us.

And we will lit the fire in the courts of the castle. It is a tradition for the king to light the fire of the kingdom, and then to have each family light their fire from that at the castle... this symbolizes the binding of a community and would be my honor to share with you the traditions of my ancestors... if you wish to partake, of course.

[mother]
How do you plan a feast?

[Torunn]
There are so many places I wish to show you, my daughter.

[Loki]
I know your feelings must be mixed. How fair you, brother?

I certainly have no intention of looking at a ridiculous fortune cookie.

I am none the least bit impressed with 'magic cookies' that tell the future. As if the future is something to be trifled with. Honestly.

[Filtered away from Thor]
This place really gives you whiplash, doesn't it?

If anyone needs me, I'll be out tonight, I think I need to clear my head.

I am, admittedly, having trouble keeping up with my duties on the children's floor at the moment.

If any of you young ones need anything and Steve isn't available, please contact me directly. I think it might be best if I were alone for a bit, at the moment.

[Torunn]

I am so sorry, my darling.

It is a good thing I landed some sitting jobs in town because I NEED to go back to school shopping.


[FILTER: Frigga & Steve]

Hey! Can I visit the magical doctor? She says her name is Hannah. She said I can if it is alright with you.

I am having a week and that ice cream was the perfect mid-week treat I needed.


[Frigga]
When do you think we should start poking at my head and seeing what's rattling around in there? mostly because if I don't, I'm gonna back out I only hope you aren't disappointed by anything else you see in there.

[Thor, Uncle Loki, Aunt Angela, Grandmother, Bruce, Lyra, Val, James, Peter P.]

I don't know why there are constantly filling ice cream bowls in the conference room, but I know I want some. Who is in?

I have to say, while I may not be fond of dresses, I am enjoying the fact they are much cooler this time of year. I might have to acquire more.

Given we've sustained so many losses lately and given what happened last time it's probably time to check in on who's here, and what they can do.

I'm not just talking about fighting. Last time when things went South we had a lot of people step up and help provide food and shelter when it was needed and that's important. Then there's those of you with medical experience, and the ones good with technology.

I don't know if there's still a list, but if there is it's out of date, and I'd like to get it updated.

Last time there was a battle to be fought everyone ran in with their own agenda. Myself included. And while the intentions were good, it's not the smartest way to do things. We need a plan. I'm not saying this is just my call. There are people here from worlds I don't know, and those of you who don't know me.

But I'd like to be ready.

[Valkyrie]

I understand you're in need of some assistance.

It is never [...] easy to lose someone.

I have never been good at comforting words.

My name is Abbie. Not Abby. If any of you cared like you pretend to, you would know that. But you don't care. None of you care, because none of you contacted me or tried to find me to let me know about MY BROTHER before you put it out for the entire world to see. You let me find out that the only family I had here is gone over a public forum, then only one of you thought to reach out to me. Fuck all of you. I want nothing else to do with your so called family, because family doesn't treat each other like that and doesn't let them be hurt like that, and I'm moving to the kids floor.

This was fun for about a day but I just got my entire family back together and I'd really appreciate not dining in whatever it is a 'Mess Hall' is.

And I look ridiculous, it has to be said.

Well, well, well, now what have we here? Have I suddenly begun hallucinating? Has someone finally broken into the backdoor of my mind to play tricks on me as revenge? Of course, who exactly would be powerful enough for such shenanigans escapes me, as I am the all powerful God of Mischief himself, but the effort is certainly genuine. I have to appreciate that.

Usually, I am more than ready for a bit of fun, mind you. Even the kind where I am apparently sharing a room with others, which is completely ridiculous. However, I am kind of in the middle of something quite important, so if we could save the tricks for later, hm? Now, send me back to where I was and there will be no need for me to get testy.

Tony? Pym? Azari?

Hulk? Betty? Francis?

Anyone?