Some Reality Web

This....camp life does not exactly fit in with my attire.

It's so hot! I can't get comfortable. I'm miserable. Who wanted this?

I think I've drunk a million gallons of bug juice. Maybe not the best idea?

[Filtered to the Mikaelson family]

I am thinking we do something we've never done. We have so much to celebrate, being given a new chance here after all.

Family Game Night.

I can already hear you laughing. Stop it.

Just a night of normalcy and fun, drinks and bonding. Monopoly or this Cards Against Humanity Game I've heard a about.

Pictionary is also possible, but Hope and Niklaus would have a step up on the rest of us...


[Delena]

And how is Elena Jr? When is your due date?

[Hope]

I have wanted to give you space. I know telling your mother...well...everything that happened was probably not easy for you. I wanted to make sure you were alright.

[Siblings]

Hayley and I are going to try again here....and I’ve never been more terrified in my life. I don’t know how Hope will react all things considered, and I’m so scared of messing up again...

[Hayley]

I think you should request to the entity to move in with us. You’d be sharing a room with me anyway so it’s not like we’d need an extra bedroom...

If you wanted to...that is.

Bloody hell.

[Family Filter]

Is Nik alright? And are all of you back to yourselves as well?

[Klaus & Elijah]

I'd like to apologise for how I acted when we initially met, regarding my attitude towards magic and your claims.

I cannot decide which color of candy from clothing I like best but maybe the pink and blue together. This is true magic and I want to know the spell to create this cotton candy that you cannot wear but you can eat!

[ ... ] So, I never want to do that again. Or talk about it—At least I didn't—

...what has this much power?

everybody's getting big again. Am I gonna be little forever. I like pancakes with miss valkeree and miss freega has fun games and books and torunn took me exploring at museums and the water park was lots of fun and I like this computer thing a lot but I miss mommy and daddy and I bet the real me would like to come back here now. Do you think bigger me is at my house at home. That would scare mom.

Aunt Dahlia? I didn't run I swear.

I never want to relive being 10 years old ever again. That was....I am mortified beyond belief.

[Elena and Damon]

I am so...so sorry. I don't even know what to say.

So, I'm in Manhatten or some magical version of it?

Yeah, no, I can't be here. Jubilant entity or whatever you are called I need to get back to my daughter right now.

[ voice post ]

This place has too many buildings, I'm tired of playing inside or on concrete. Why isn't there more grass or trees?

i went to the park yesterday with goddess Elena! i magiced her a pink flower thats beauty will never die just like hers. i held her hand and she gave me ice cream and it was even better than the cheesey noodles!

Is the children's floor about to get a lot more crowded?

I suppose if anyone sees a new little one running about and doesn't feel up to caring for them, you can bring them to us. We'll see that they're cared for.

[Thor, Angela, and Torunn]

Are the three of you well or am I about to deal with tiny babies all over again? Which I would not complain about at all

Hello? Where am I? I can’t be here. I gotta protect Niklaus from father. Kol stop playing jokes with magic, mother says it is not a toy.

[Family]

I trust you all are safe in this most...unsavory place?


[Elena and Damon]

Are you two alright with this...unexpected journey to this unsanitary hellhole? I am obviously concerned with Elena expecting.

I suppose I should attempt to play by the human rules ask if any place is hiring. I doubt compulsion is looked upon fondly here. Not that anyone would actually know if I used it or not.

21 weeks and all of these baggy clothes are making me look like a smuggler. I hate them. So, I guess we can't hide it anymore...

Whether the world is ready for it or not whether I'm ready for it or not...

There is going to be a tiny Gilbert-Salvatore and judging by the demanding kicks? She's already too much like Damon.