Some Reality Web

i stabbed a tree with my new claws. and then i tried to pull them out. and i found another claw.

and now i'm stuck in a tree.

can someone get me out of the tree?

Um. I have wings. I don't know how to... store them?

I can fold them against my back, but they don't disappear.

I keep finding candy squirreled away in wee spaces in the flat. Seems I have a tiny dragon or three living with me. Hoarding their stashes.

- Merrin? Was this you? BD, thanks buddy, keep helping.

Cere, can you see this. BD, figured out how to use this primitive device. Where am I?

Anyone?

OH MY GOSH!!! THIS IS AMAZING!! BUBBLES, BUTTERCUP, WHERE DO WE START???

Think is time for a wee staycation from work.

[Lizzie McQuire]
Oi, dumb question. Do ye know anything about birthday cakes? Ye seem savvy enough with this planning shite.

[Freddy]
Mako, ye free this evening? It's Mal's birthday.

[Powerpuff Girls]
Today is Malsy's birthday. Do with that wut ye will. I'm working getting a cake.

[Mal]
Hullo, lovely. Happy birthday and all that. Come by mine this evening?

GUYS WE NEED TO GO TO THE ZOO! THE ANIMALS ARE IN DANGER. BUBBLES YOU NEED TO TELL THEM TO STAY INSIDE AND SAFE!!!

[VOICE COMMS]
K-Kara?

Why's she glowing green? Guys?

Uuummmmm...what is this place? I don't like these freaky ostriches. My sisters better be here somewhere or I'm gonna hunt down this Jubilant Entity and ask them why they aren't.

I'm Blossom. My sisters are Bubbles and Buttercup if anybody has seen them.

Why are there so many bloody colours at the paint store?

[BUBBLES & BUTTERCUP]
Oi, ye wee hooligans, since we are clearly not using yer rooms how about we convert em? How'd ya like a playroom/study room for one of em and the other one.... maybe we should get another aquarium and set up a place for yer animals.

Wut colours do ye want the walls? Also, we are going out ta dinner tonight. Where do ye want to go?

I LOVE IT HERE.

There's so much fun stuff to do, and there are kids playing in the park. I learned checkers and totally beat them at bowling. I mean, I don't think they knew what it was, but it was fun anyway.

They still have silent movies here, how cool is that!

Blossom still isn't here. BUT my OCTI is!!! I can sleep now!

And I got a cute doll that looks like me!?

It has finally happened. I'm seein' things- that or there are fecking dwarves or elves running about. As long as none of them start singin' I think I'll survive.

[BUBBLES & BUTTERCUP]
Oi, Malsy wants to know if she can get her nails painted. Ye two want to go to the store and pick out more polish colors since clearly I dinnae own enough yet. We can also snag some of them nerf gun things and set up a course in the living room.

First of all, I don't go to school anymore. Not my thing.

Second of all, what's all this about Thanksgiving?

Third of all, lots of new people. Hi. I'm James Rogers. And only Tony gets to call me Jamie.

Should I try Thanksgiving Gravy soda or nay?

[BUTTERCUP & BUBBLES]
Oi, are ye two checkin in with your Goodland guardians at all?

Also, do ye want to go to the diner with me after I get out of work? I'll buy ye both waffles with whip cream.

The ostriches told me they are happy here. They are my new friends even though they don't know where my sister is, and I need a sleeping bag! A blue one!

Okay. Me and Bubbles have been all over this place looking for Blossom and Mojo Jojo. No monkey. No Blossom. And this Entity is like that voice, super hard to find.

None of the ostriches could tell Bubbles anything and we're getting annoyed now. Where's our sister and what's going on!?!?!

If someone doesn't tell us... Bubbles and me are letting all of the animals out of the zoo!

Hello? Ummm, excuse me? Sir? Ma'am? Can I please ask you a tiny little question? YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN ME FROM MY HOME! BECAUSE I CAN KICK YOUR BUTT! I'm sorry that wasn't a question.