Some Reality Web

Huh. Guess my paranoid nature means I missed out this time, oh well.

Chewie has a little Carol to cuddle and I wouldn't even know what to wish for anyway. At least there's a bit of cheer back in the air.

Uh. You know how the Entity's been giving people gifts?

I don't really remember living in the Avengers Mansion, but I think I must be three years old in this video and almost everyone seems to be there, but [...] at least Tony's hair was already graying, so sadly, I can't take credit.

And I look like both my parents. I think? Does anyone wanna see it? I got pictures too.

[ LOCKED FROM KLARA PRAST ]
Don't be a dick about the dolls, if you don't want them just leave them in the lobby and we'll deal with them -safely. But jeez, it was just a gift.

[ KITTY PRYDE ]
If I bribe you with something would you be up for staying in with Klara and Molly this Friday?

Also, what do you want for the holidays? And don't say nothing or I'm decorating your room in My Little Pony and teaching Lockheed the song.

[ ROGUE ]
You free Friday night?

ETA:
[ KLARA & MOLLY ]
When do you guys want to go out and get Rogue a gift or two for Christmas? I'll let her know we're going out but we'll keep everything else a surprise.

What's going on? I don't recognize anything, are we in danger?

Hilarious idea, really. Can someone inform these little gift givers that sometimes, a gift card will do.

First come, first served; I have a gift basket of premium alcohol, show you're of age and it's yours. Collection only, room 5-E.

ETA: one bottle left. And gone.