Some Reality Web

These little shits are relentless. Not pissed. Just annoyed I had to waste perfectly good charges for some damn Pop Tarts.

[...] Objections to me trying to reprogram one? Before you weigh in? Too late.

I never thought that I would get to the point that killer robots barely phase me.


[Billy and Freddy]
Being safe?

!@#$%^&*&^%$#@!

Is there a katana doctor in the house!? How about a robot guts removal service? What's the fee for something like that? Like it's gotta be a pretty rare service. So, do they over charge to overcompensate? I have so many questions.

[ ellie ]

That's it! I'm f!@#ing done. No more robots.

What does one wear to a robot invasion? Nothing too maudlin, I hope. I don't have the right beverage for that.