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I'm literally powered by the sun, and I needed some time to recover from that wildness that was a dual theme park event.

At least no one got piled into a van and abducted, right?

[ AMERICA ]

Is it cheesy to plan a date for your birthday? Since... that's 100% what I've done?

You can say no, if you have plans with someone, but... I did want to surprise you, before I remembered you might've made plans with someone?

Fourth of July is like my favorite holiday.

Its like the only time of year people don't treat me like I'm terrifying.