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5:18 PM
Okay Entity, we've got a deal, right? I tolerated your creepy theme park, I ran around your fun theme park. I even made my Easter Egg Hunt work on a cruise ship for you.
In. Goodland. For. The. Fourth!!!
Assuming we are (and the Entity and I are going to have Words if we are not!) FOURTH OF JULY PARTY SUNDAY!!!! We're taking over the lawn. I got a slip and slide and a bounce house that fits grownups, and you know good and bloody well I'm going to use it! The sprinklers will be on, hot dogs, hamburgers, and black bean patties for the veggiesaurs will be on the grill, a bunch of sides I'm having catered because no one should trust me to make the potato salad, but if you want to bring something to share I'm sure not going to stop you, BYOB but there will be sodas and mocktails and... I'm probably forgetting things.
FIREWORKS. OBVIOUSLY there will be fireworks.
Swimsuits welcomed and encouraged for water fun!
I'm overly excited for Freed Colonial Persons Day.
In. Goodland. For. The. Fourth!!!
Assuming we are (and the Entity and I are going to have Words if we are not!) FOURTH OF JULY PARTY SUNDAY!!!! We're taking over the lawn. I got a slip and slide and a bounce house that fits grownups, and you know good and bloody well I'm going to use it! The sprinklers will be on, hot dogs, hamburgers, and black bean patties for the veggiesaurs will be on the grill, a bunch of sides I'm having catered because no one should trust me to make the potato salad, but if you want to bring something to share I'm sure not going to stop you, BYOB but there will be sodas and mocktails and... I'm probably forgetting things.
FIREWORKS. OBVIOUSLY there will be fireworks.
Swimsuits welcomed and encouraged for water fun!
I'm overly excited for Freed Colonial Persons Day.