Some Reality Web

[ Neal ]

I find myself wanting to perhaps change my wardrobe a bit to reflect this era. Would you lend me your arm for a shopping trip?

[ Sherlock ]

I have finished the collection of poems your mother left in your library.

Tomorrow's my birthday and with all the age yo-yoing, I'm not really sure how the fuck old that makes me now. Maybe 19? Totally not as important as the fact that I'm going to celebrate at Verdant and anyone who wants to join definitely should.

Totally not optional for some of you, just saying.

I'll fix anything that needs it when this is over. I want to help.

I wish Stephen or Stark was here. Or maybe science Peter.

I'm taking a break for a bit. If there's a medical emergency that no one else is confident handling, call me, then hang up and call me again to get through the do not disturb.