Some Reality Web

So, what kind of jobs are out there for a girl like me? I have some pretty amazing qualifications. Id offer references but I don't think we get interdimensional internet over here.

...That should be a thing. Why is that not a thing? Like my Avenger app idea!

Wait. Look away! Trademarking all of this!

Is it weird that this somehow still isn't the worst thing that's happened this week?

My name is Matt Murdock. If a Foggy Nelson or Karen Page are here, could you let me know and not leave me hanging? That would be great.

Even if they're not, I guess settling in is a requirement.