Some Reality Web

Thanks, Entity. And for once, I'm not being sarcastic. This is exactly what I needed.

Lyra, Betty, can I interest you ladies in a day of tourism and sight seeing?

We're in Thailand and they think it's April and there's going to be big parties with water fights!

I can't help but think that Logan might have appreciated this. It's not Madripoor, but there are similarities.

[Kid's Floor + Frigga]

I am happy to organize a trip to explore our new surroundings.

[Bonnie]

Shall we go explore?

[Entity]

I would humbly like to request the cure for vampirism that is available back home. The only way to retrieve it now would be to feed off Elena, and I do not wish to do something so impolite to my best friends girl.

[A private request to 'The Entity' or whatever it calls itself]
I don't particularly like requesting assistance, especially from a power that doesn't show itself in any way - very bad form, by the way. Or perhaps it is good form. Tricky. I will have to think again on it once more.

That is not the point of this.

Perhaps though, you might be inclined to add an.. unexplored tomb, or series of tombs, as one does not seem sufficient for current skill level? Call it a more advanced extra curricular and a token of appreciation for a friend, and for those, I do not have many. It can even be our secret, so we don't make the others jealous.

Ladies & gents, we can finally settle the answer to how hot I am. Come see me in my wet shirt.

As far as winter destination jumps go, this one is pretty motherclucking cool. Especially considering it's the first time I've ever been out of the US. Well, not counting places that don't actually exist on earth or alternate reality New Yorks.

If you need me, I'll be busy stuffing my face with all the pad thai and tom yum I can find.