Some Reality Web

The thing that really really bugs me about cartoons is when they draw them with only eight fingers but everyone's still using base ten, like where did those extra two numbers come from? Forget older people complaining about New Math, the numbers 9 and 10 would be a complete travesty. Why are we doiing this to our children?? It's just some abstract philosophical construct that doesn't mean anything in the real world. 7 x 3 is not 21, everyone knows it's 25. I don't know how they expect me to buy into the world building when they make such amateur mistakes.

Um, help? Some weird door appeared and pulled me into a forest. There are crazy scarecrow type things with weapons. I'm currently hiding and I have my wand, but defense was never really my thing in school.

[incomprehensible typing before a Blair witch style video of Lyra running through a dark forest being chased by a scarecrow with a scythe]

I went to school I promise! There was a suit in the playground and I didn't mean to go through it but I did and now I'm in a bad place and I can't clear my brain and I'm not being a good warrior

I'm scared.

[video ends after a little more frantic running]

Who else has found one of these doors and how do we get through them?

[blocked from anyone under 14]

[voice to text]

We have a situation. If a door appears, do your best not to get sucked through it, okay? It leads to a forest and it is not safe. If you have powers or weapons, I suggest you keep them on you.

So, Lara and I found a door.

We are exploring. This is fascinating and a worthy challenge. We will be fine.

The hell is this? I wasn't anywhere near the anomaly. Is this another planet the Disciples didn't have mapped out?

Clarke, are you here? Indra?


[ooc: potential spoilers in comments.]