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MY BIRTHDAY IS SOON!!!!!

This place can't be real.

My brain is fried. This is all fake.

[Filter Ironfam Apartment (Minus Harley) + Harley's Friends]
Harley's birthday is coming. There are about 11 days in fact, and I wanna beat y'all to the punch in case someone might have an idea of throwing a huge surprise party or something.

HE ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT WANT SOMETHING BIG!

So, you are cordially invited to a family dinner that is casual and stress free. DO NOT BRING PRESENTS. Get him something, but give it to him well before the dinner. There will not be balloons, but there will be cake and one quick round of Happy Birthday.

This will just be a good ol' fashion low country boil. Please RSVP here or text me so I know how much food we'll need.

Don't tell him, please. I will, once I have a better idea of how many folks'll be there.
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I hate how much I love this game, but I do. I love it. And now it's giving me summer shells and heart gems.
(＠＾◡＾) Also, I've found all dinosaur bones, so my collection of skeletons in my museum is complete. I was surprised but pleased when the facts given for each were real and not made up.