Some Reality Web

[Texts to Five Hargreeves]

» You ever have those days when every person on the planet seems determined to tap dance on your last nerve?

So bored I could claw my eyes out, gonna go explore New Orleans I guess.

[St. John, Rogue, Molly, Klara]

Apparently, when I'm bored I bake? I made a practice batch of Sufganiyot. They are in the kitchen.

TEXTS TO ALARIC SALTZMAN

> Hey, buddy. Got a favor to ask.
> It's kid-related. Can you babysit? Any day.
> Not to go out, I hate this town. It's for Elena.
> Gotta see if we can rival your headboard banging.
> Kudos, by the way.

Oh, feck me. Why won't the wee twinkle lights sodding work? Damn tree is better off as fecking kindling.

Also broke a box of ornaments... This holiday is a wee bit annoying. Rather put a hook through me eye-

I need a drink.

I want to wish my mom a happy birthday.
She's the bestest mom ever and I hope she had a good day.

It was Alice's birthday today.

I didn't post earlier because we were celebrating privately, but I wanted to wish her a happy birthday publicly before the day was up.

I love you, Al. I can't wait for next year when everyone's here to celebrate.