Some Reality Web

Couldn't sleep last night so I decided to pick up my Nintendo switch and play Breath of the Wild. Things the game has taught me to fear: rain
Running out of gear
Cliffs
Elements.

It rained in Hyrule for a solid three real world hours. Things I did while I waited for it to stop:
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It wasn't my first choice, but I suppose Columbia's not so bad of a place to spend the next two years out of the available options.

Or maybe I'm just excited to have a reason to get those books.

[TEXT TO TONY STARK AND STEVE ROGERS, AT AROUND 5 AM]

→ i think i got a girlfriend ? ! ?
→ i dont know how this works what do you like do now? or i do now?

Never thought this would ever be a problem, but Jesus am I bored.

Past times that don't involve fire please.

FINN

Yo. You wanna go see a hippo?

I guess I'm supposed to introduce myself. Hi, I'm Tyrone Johnson. Ty is fine. Just got here last night. I'm living in 7-B. Even though Tandy tried to explain this whole thing to me, I'm not sure I really understand what's going on.

Do we have to go to school? And is there a basketball team?

If you do not release me immediately I will not hesitate to strike you down where you stand.

This letter is a joke, and I will not pet the ridiculous birds.

Who has two thumbs and negotiated her way into a job with a starting pay rate 30% above average, despite having no experience and a largely SHIELD-redacted CV?

THIS GIRL.

Offer is officially accepted and I start training on Thursday. Anyone feel like celebrating with me?

[Filtered to Pepper | sent from work]

One of Jamie's siblings showed up today. Thor's kid. Well, not our Thor. I feel badly for these kids, honey. They have alternate versions of their parents and me. And I want to know our daughter. I want to hear someone call me---- I feel guilty about that too. It hurts to love kids who aren't mine.

Do we need a wedding planner by the way?