Some Reality Web

Apparently people around here get pissed when you break their drones. Maybe don't fly them anywhere near hubcaps, then.

So that was a thing.

I'm still pissed that I didn't get to go to Paris because I was brought here.

But there are some cute guys here. I guess they'll have to do.

With the adults talking about a mixer, I was thinking maybe we should do something, too. We're all either kids or young enough that they kind of think of us as kids, which, you know, whatever, but it might be fun to do something in a group that's just us. A party or laser tag or whatever. I know know about you guys, but a cocktail party with or without secret rooms doesn't even sound that fun to me, whether they're planning to include us or not.

I seem to be down a roommate. Reminds me of those teen movies where the parents go out of town. Cocktail party, complete with discrete spare bedrooms? Scandal.

At any rate, discounting the ones who've disappeared already, we're on track to hit 100 people in the next... day or two, probably. Should we do another mixer of some sort? The 4th was a couple of weeks ago but we have a fair few now who weren't here for it.

Paris, huh? Is this normal?

Oh, this is fascinating! It looks like I have a good excuse to keep practicing my french, which means I'm going to do a little exploring.

Would anyone care to join me? I think to be on the safe side no one should go out alone.

Ok so now we're in Paris. I'm not going to question the why's or how's. I'm just going to go shopping. Who's with me?

To those of you working on solving the mystery of this place, it was suggested to me that I attempt to reach out to you to offer my services. I can't say I've been in a situation like this before, but should you want another mind working with you on the puzzle, do let me know as I am currently available.

To everyone, if the Eiffel Tower starts throwing you off it, consider this your warning about being careful before you go up there.

Even if this is some kind of trap, at least I got to go shopping and got some really cute things.

And I'm feeling 50% better about possibly being trafficked.

I haven't seen Luke since Friday morning, has anyone? I could have missed him yesterday but it's not like him to not get in touch by now.

Sierra

What do you know about Paris? Which is apparently where we are now. What should we see?

I dont think Im in Kansas anymore.

So what happens if I say I want to go to Tokyo, Japan next then?

[Tony]
How do you feel about lasers?

Hey, Al?

Look what we can see out the window.

Maker, it's Orlais.

I could've done without this.

NATASHA ROMANOFF:

I may or may not get arrested. Do you want to come or are you setting a good example?

Do you think our old records will still be a thing here? IDK how alternate realities work.

WE SHOULD RUN THROUGH THE LOUVRE

WHO'S WITH ME

[Umbrella Academy]

Hey look, it's the Eiffel Tower again. Should we [...] check it out? Just in case?