Some Reality Web

I never realized how amazing food could be. Even though I went to different planets, I didn't always stay long enough to try out the cusine and I ate a lot of protein rations. Since being here though I've found some really intriguing stuff. I think so far my favorite has been Indian food. Or Thai. It's hard to decide.

[Sierra Capper]

Would you like to go out to dinner with me tomorow night or Sunday? Whenever you're free. We can try something different or you can show me your favorite place.

And here I thought alarm clocks were the worst way to wake up. I was wrong. I think a singing Leprechaun is the worst way to be woken up.

Leia, Jaina & Jacen

Random question. How far through your Jedi training are all of you?

Buffy

I enjoyed our time out the other night. Did you want to go again?

What the fuck is happening

[Xavier]

Some training would be useful right about now

[Tony]

I guess the device you gave me is going to have its limits tested today

[Diego]

Can I have those fucking Hey

[Klaus]

I miss you.


[tw: substance abuse warning]

After 10am it's kinda cute, before then? No. I'm going to need a lot of caffeine to get me though today.

[Science club-officially calling us this-Sam, Tony, Caitlin]
My powers are functioning. I vibbed the musical assholes into space this morning and it stayed there for a good solid hour. I mean it came back, but I can do it a few times without any side effects.

So thank you...Thank you seems insufficient, but I owe you guys everything.

>> The Entity's definitely stronger than we knew for sure before. Or at least operating by a completely different set of physics.
>> In theory you shouldn't be able to pull someone out of a universe that's destroyed. Time exists inside the universe, you can't just pick a point before it didn't exist because there is no point before it didn't exist.
>> I was figuring it only got me because I was thrown out by the collision at the end, which would mean it could potentially get others but only from the same point if the same thing happened to them.
>> Except, Rogue's from years back, before anything even remotely cosmic was happening, and we've compared enough notes for me to be pretty damn sure it's the same timeline.
>> So evidence suggests the Entity has either its own sense of time or its own sense of existence. Either way it's a complete quantum mess and we shouldn't assume we're using anything close to the same rule book.

Dealt with the leprechaun. It's on ice.

...wait what the...

Ugh, it's singing again. Ugh boybands.

I can totally outrun this.

How do I get rid of my stalker? Because fuck this guy.

-A 15 second snippet of a Leprechaun singing plays-

Good grief. Can't I just have my own bard back?

My leprechaun has a very nice voice. We're jamming. I'm enjoying the serenade while working on this puzzle! I wonder if he (she? They? It?) takes requests. Oh, maybe he (?) plays an instrument! Maybe we can play together!

At first I was kind of amused at the leprechaun.

But now I'm having flashbacks to when we were forced to sing life like a musical back in Sunnydale. I keep expecting this guy, or me, to start dancing like crazy and spontaneously combusting.
I'm also dangerously close to seeing if the guy can fly.

At least I like what he's singing, so there's that.

Seriously though.. is this.. is this the kind of thing that's our new normal?

Are all of these leprechauns so clingy?

[filtered to family | friends]

I will be in my office at Stark Industries trying to quiet the thumping in my--- for a bit. Those who need it have the work number. I won't be available here until my head stops-- until I complete this project.

-TS

[comments off]

Please help. It's the 70s in here. I have a disco Leprechaun. And it loves Copacabana. Not that I hate it but still it is stuck in my head. His dance moves aren't too bad though.

Funny story, and I should really know better considering how many times I've seen the Leprechaun films, but if you try to knife a leprechaun it just starts singing that fucking Rebecca Black Friday song. And now I want to defenestrate myself.

So this is a thing. Thanks, I hate it.

[Tony via the super secret phone number]

( ring ring )



[Stark Apartment]

So, Tony is at the lab which leaves us with three mini budding opera guys. Any ideas?

Totally hypothetical questions.... does anyone know how to fix a broken window?

So. I have a singing Leprechaun that will not leave me alone. I've tried throwing it out the window, locking it in a cupboard and asking it to go away.

Ideas?

Also Leprachauns are real?

I know I'm not from this planet or even this galaxy so until someone told me what this thing is I had no idea what it was. But I still have one question.

What the kriff is a tractor and why would someone think it's sexy?