It's summer, it's that weird gross only New York brand of hot, it's after the Fourth...
and here we are with no baseball.
Y'think the Jubilant Entity would let us get as far as Citi Field for the Mets game tomorrow? I could use a lukewarm watery beer and a sub-par hotdog. Honestly, I could use something to make being stuck in this particular city a little more bearable in general.
In lieu of that, I used to coach ball between deployments and if there was a patch of grass somewhere big enough to knock one around, I might not be averse to throwing together a couple of teams for fun.
[EDIT] As it turns out I have
ten eight seven tickets to the Mets game tomorrow night so speak up. I'll buy the first round of drinks.
[EDIT2] One ticket left. Barnes? The Parker kid said you might be interested. We're heading out at 4.