Some Reality Web

Unrelated and absolutely not telling question but, did Batman by chance get abducted by a jubilant entity?

I was content with knowing I was going to become a bunch of atoms in a Universe that continually renews itself. This, I wasn't expecting. Is this Heaven or the other place?

i cant even think can someone keep an eye on the moon tomorrow is pride. i expect all of you to show up looking your best.

[TONY]
do we actually have contaimnent protocols

[DIEGO]
err, look just hupotektikally

how upset would you be if vanya was here

Well, this is not what I was expecting when I woke up this morning. I do appreciate the free money, though. Didn't have any muggle paper currency on me, and certainly not anything as American as these bills seem to be. I guess I probably shouldn't spend it all on drinks, but can't say I wouldn't mind one or twelve of those right about now.

Don't suppose any nice gentlemen out there want to treat a lady until she gets settled and starts earning her own paycheck?

Audrey and Klaus

I’m going to Neiman Marcus. Why don’t you come along?

You can get your own separate eyeliners. And maybe a simple three step routine...

I really don't care to do the whole 'where am I?', 'what's going on?', introductory bullshit. If someone can just tell me where to get a drink or some weed or hookers or some pizza, that'd be great.

[Peter]

I TRIED TO USE THE GOOGLE TO LOOK UP GAY PRIDE AND NOW THERES [...] INAPPROPRIATE THINGS ALL OVER THE... the part you look at I don't remember what it's called! WHY IS THIS HERE?? Why would anyone paint such [...] Intimate and private moments and put them for all to see!?

[Roommates]

Ignore the screaming! Everything is fine!

Can anyone here make eggs?

[...] And sorry for the burning smell.


[added later; Natasha & James]

Would it be possible for either of you to [...] give the four of us some cooking lessons?

Um

Hi.

I'm Vanya. Klaus said

[Klaus & Diego]

Is someone going to give me the full run down on what happened?

First of all, I'd like to apologize to the person who found me in the lobby in my pajamas talking to an ostrich. I swear I'm not crazy and I really do have nicer sleepwear than a pair of oversize jogging pants and a Starfleet t-shirt I stole from the laundry room. Anyway, my name is Christine Chapel, I come from the 23rd century where I lived and worked on a spaceship. I'm a nurse practitioner so my first quesstion is how do I get a job working at the clinic in the building. I saw it somewhere downstairs with the ostriches.



[Feel free to claim finding Christing talking to the ostrich...lol]

Found a shooting range. I feel a little better I guess.

Now, look, I know some of you are going to respond in the following manner:

I'm not American.
America is a shithole.
What the fuck is the 4th of July?

So on so forth. I don't care. It is an excuse to drink beer, fire up a grill, and blow stuff up. Cap would get a kick--
Everyone is invited, but don't show before noon. Pete, Michelle, yes, I just roped you into helping.

P.S. Stark Industries will be closed this Thursday for obvious reasons.