Some Reality Web

Sup.

[♥«´¨`•°.. FILTERED TO JUBILANT ENTITY..°•´¨`»♥]
Thank you for the picture.

"Jubilant entity" yeah, so not your best move kidnapping a Federal Agent. I'd suggest sending me back.

Uh [...] I'm pretty sure I'm out of bounds. I can't find anything about Department of Partially Deceased Affairs?

Heawllo?

Wh-afeo what is thisa eawf contraption?

H-E-L-P?>>>?<?

Why can you get married and get a tattoo when you're 18 but you can't buy alcohol until you're 21? This is stupid.

I cannot believe people don't know Superman and Batman around here! Let me tell you.

This is Batman, aka greatest hero ever except my foster brother Billy, who is a NEW superhero named Shazam.

This is Superman!

[NOTE: ignore references to characters in game in above links please & thanks]

Either this island is cursed or I'm in hell. Maybe both. Has Hellstorm or someone taken over Manhattan? I wouldn't be surprised, it seems like the kind of city a demon would like.

Goddamnit. I was looking forward to sleeping in my own bed.

For anyone who isn't some kind of demonic overlord who presumably already knows who we are, my name's Maya. I'll draw something for anyone who can point me in the direction of some really good chocolate gelato. I've been craving it for a month.

Alright, so how about it, ‘jubilant entity?’

How about giving me my own bar instead of making me work in somebody else’s?

I promise I’ll do a better job.

[Angel]

Thought I should say hey, since we’re neighbors now.

[Caitlin]

Should we do the whole sock-on-the-door-thing?