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Cheers, Goodland! My name is Roger Davies and you've probably met my best mate already - Alicia Spinnet. We are hosting a pizza party in our apartment today, as you may know. All Als' brilliant idea, but I'm here to tell you you'll be missing out if you don't come round to ours for it. Alicia is a brilliant cook and her parties are always unforgettable!

4PM, 6-A, be there is you like good company and even better food and wine!

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Stunning people of Goodland! We all like Freddy. You know you do.

It's Christmas time wherever Freddy hails from, and he's just a kid who's homesick, and naturally, I arrived at the stunning conclusion that we should buy him a Christmas gift.

Discuss below as I pass out. Also SHHHHH. It's a secret!