Some Reality Web

What the actual fuck?

HELLO?

AM I USING THIS CORRECTLY?

THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE, I NEED TO GET BACK TO ENGLAND.

This is bloody insane.

I'm starting to wonder if that bludger last match hit my head instead of my leg.

Well, least this place doesn't look boring. Rather sure my teammates won't be pleased I can't seem to make it back.

So hey,

Hi. How are ya? I'm guessing confused, not where you were etc? Yeah, same.

I posted some things at Dr. Wilson down there but figured it'd reach a wider audience this way too. So, we've got some good news and bad news. Good news is we're still on Earth-sorta. This is still Earth but a different frequency Earth, so maybe that explains why it's missing some stuff. More good news, it's stable. Bad news, uh I don't think we can go home. At least I'm not seeing a way yet. I tried. No dice so far.

I have no idea why I'm here. But I'd really like to get home. I'm sure my dad, and my girlfriend, are worried about me. But like, I can't get through to them. Numbers are out of service, texts bounce back. So where the hell am I, exactly?

Okay, what supernatural thing is behind all of this weirdness?

Anyone have any kriffing clue what planet this is? Or where the nearest spaceport is?

Я не доверяю этому месту.

There is no way out of Manhattan, not one that I can find.

If there is someone out there (I am including you, Jubilant Entity™) who can fix my poor leather pants, let me know. While I'm in love with them, and they just make my legs look fantastic, I don't know how I am gonna get out of them. Send help. Water and leather are a lethal combination.

I will also accept donations of crop tops and skirts, should you have any to spare.

Greetings gentlmen. I'm Natasha Romanoff and I am your chaperone, house mother, resident assitant, whatever you want to call me. For now it's just the three of you but anyone under eighteen that doesn't already have a chaperone will be staying here as well. I've looked at your profiles and Jughead, I see that you're seventeen so I'm making you second in command so to speak.

As far as rules go, I'm pretty easy going. No wild parties, don't go out and do anything that would make me have to bail you out of jail because I really hate doing that, and since school is out, I'm going to go easy on curfew. Until we know more about this place, I'm going to say be in your rooms by eleven each night. Yes, I will be checking from time to time. Like I said, just don't do anything illegal and we'll be good.

I live in 5A which means I'm your neighbor too. I also promise not to have any wild parties and will refrain from doing illegal things because I'm sure our entity whoever that is, doesn't want to bail me out of jail either. If you need anything, just send me a message and if you can't reach me that way, come knock on the door. Or call me if I don't answer the door.

You can call me Nat or Natasha, I don't care, either is fine.