Some Reality Web

These little shits are relentless. Not pissed. Just annoyed I had to waste perfectly good charges for some damn Pop Tarts.

[...] Objections to me trying to reprogram one? Before you weigh in? Too late.

Is there any particular place that these things seem to be gathering? We could a group together and meet them where they are and take them on. They do not appear to regenerate once they're dead.

How many times are you permitted to ride the same ride before they demand you leave?

[ QUILL ]
This day is terrible.

We should consume alcohol and cause problems.

Why do broken bones take so long to heal?

I can only play so much Mario, I miss space already, and I'm ready for these casts to come off.

I feel like I've reached the end of Spotify too. Which shouldn't be possible.

[voice post]

Gamora, babe, can you maybe grab that stabby sister of yours and scoot around to the vintage record store near the bagel place Carol likes?

Quickly. If possible. Not meaning to rush you [...] but if you could maybe hurry?

[NEBULA]

Sometimes, when I have a good idea, I like to run it by you to make sure it's not super stupid. Which is often the right thing to do. You stop me being 80% more stupid and I really dig that.

[MORGAN STARK]

I like being around you, because I can just randomly be like, 'What was I just thinking?' And you won't know, but you'll make a few guesses, and I appreciate the effort.

[GAMORA]

It's hard to act cool in front of you, because whenever I see you my brain is like 'This person is awesome and good-looking and fierce, say something stupid.' And I'm like 'Awesome idea brain!' and say something stupid because I'm an idiot.

[MARTY]

Sometimes I feel like you're the only person I can have a serious debate with about an entirely fictitious scenario that is ridiculously stupid, and that's really cool.

Um... Not cool!

You do not take me from my bed Or away from John and turn me into a guy!

A very tall guy at that. I am not this tall. Holy crap! What the hell did you do, Goodland?!?


Edit: I've seen some stuff back home, but this is new. A talking tree... sort of?


[OOC: Raven woke up in the body of Peter Quill.]

I don't love the hat thing, but I'm pretty sure Groot does. Even if it's weird seeing a tree wearing a hat. Suppose it's no less weird seeing a tree wearing clothes. adult groot never wore clothes, and neither did teenager groot, how come baby groot got modest? or is it just the ravager uniform he likes? yondu would get a kick out of that

Kinda starting to manage to deal with the whiplash this place changes with.

nebula.

I have no clue what to do about Gamora's birthday, is she a party type? She never seems like a party type. Obviously you know better. Are there any sword shops around here? How do you shop for an assassin in a non-assassin world???

Please help?

Where the frick am I? This isn't Titan. What am I wearing? How did I even get here?

Mantis? Did you break something?

What the heck is going on?