Some Reality Web

SANTA COMES SOON!

I dont even like apples they are so dumb

How do you keep teen superheroes at home? Asking for a friend.

THEY LOOK LIKE TOYS BUT THEY ARE NOT TOYS!

We moved into a new apartmint and Tommy and I have our own rooms now and I'm gonna paint mine green!!

I maintain that the only good use for a damned ostrich is it's feathers and, possibly, a decent egg. Otherwise, I'd prefer not to come into contact with them again any time soon.

And why am I so terribly hungry

I like being invisible! I can play tricks!

Soooooooo


Who wants to play hide and seek?!

Every body is really sad and I don't know how to make them feel better.

Would cake make people happy? Cake sometimes makes me happy when I'm sad but not all the time.

I knew things were going too well

I'm sorry to let everyone know that our son Robbie was one of the ones taken back by the Entity.

[BannerRossPymLang House]
I love all four of you and you don't have permission to leave, sorry, you're stuck here.

Lyra, robbie, teddy, Billy---

Come to the dinosaur place with me and ride the big water ride! There is a trex in it!

Eclipses make my tummy hurt.

Did anyone keep count of when we got here? I'm ready to go home, this place is gross.

I'm making another round this evening in the park. If you're insisting on exploring just let someone know.


[Adults Only * System Override]

Some of the "locals" definitely aren't friendly and seem to be causing some problems. Some when they're provoked and others if they're feeling threatened. Others just seem to hang around without too many problems.

I wouldn't let the younger kids out after dark or without supervision. If they're really hoping to see things. I know we have some very excitable ones.

This is SO cool! I am going to go exploring with Nymeria!

I know plenty of people probably want to go and check out the latest change, but remember to be cautious. I've seen enough black and white television shows and movies to know that not everything is safe.

And I've seen enough shows and clips of current movies to know that amusement parks in that state never lead to anything good.

Who would have thought talking animals would be so open to taking a few moments to pose for some sketches?

Who would have thought I'd still be able to draw a straight line without too much trouble after all this time?

I've met literal rockstars and I still don't think I made the squealing fool of myself that I did today when meeting Mr. Tumnus. The poor man probably now thinks the Pevensies are the only humans with any sense.

So, you know, if you happen to run into him, maybe try and convince him not all of us are pathetic fanboys?

[Lyra, Pym]

I have a very important question and I want both of you involved.

What would you think about asking Betty to move in with us?

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY MOMMY!!!!!

I found you some flowers a badger gave me and I tried to make French toast but it didn't work so now we have just toast and cereal.

Figment is gone. I miss Daddy. And Tommy. It is much qwi quieter now.

Can we get a dog? Or a cat. Or a gerbil??

Being 9 now is cool and all but i can't wait till Im 10 cause then I'll be 2 whole handfuls.

Even if Nan says Im already two hole handfuls!