Some Reality Web

For everyone who is not feeling their best today, here is Winky and Mjolnir. They would like to cheer you up.

Well, fuck, I'll miss Scott. He amused me.

Muggles just put on swimsuits and walk around a park of water? What should I prepare to do?

[Adult Friends]
When the girls go back to school, I believe I will seek out help for my sadness.

One that does not involve punching people.


[Valkyrie]
Thank you for sparring with me, it provided some clarity over the situation.

[Darcy]
Sam said you were inquiring about me.

I am fine.

Thank you.

[Mother]
How have you been feeling since the time change?

[Tia and Torunn]
I require a list of things you would like to do before school starts. I have seen movies and the last few weeks of summer are apparently very important to Midgardian Teenagers.

Everyone functioning how they should after the sudden physical changes? Try sports drink and aspirin for any lingering headache/muscle ache/fatigue/nausea. Avoid binge drinking. Trust me.

[Thor]
You okay?

[private: self]
It feels strange, watching everyone, those even that I know and yet being outside of it all. I am of them. And not.

That's okay. I'm good at being on my own.

[public]
You know I've actually managed to lose track of time here. I really need to go train or I'm in danger of becoming rusty.

Both my brothers are gone. Three if you count Francis.

[Entity]

Just so you are aware I have taken Lady Tia into my custody and she will be staying with Torunn and I in our apartment.


[Friends]

I have gained another child, her name is Tia. She is a very young lady with a cat who can--- apparently talk to animals with her mind.

[Mother]

There is another young woman who will be staying with me. Her name is Tia, she is of no relation to me, but I thought she might like you anyway.

[Torunn]

I am stepping out. Please do not venture out of the building, and if you are going somewhere, please let me know.


[Avengers + Valkyrie + Darcy]

I'm going to see my mother.

I'm going to tell her everything.


And then I am finding a place that will serve me until I can not stand.

voice post, starts with chattering in old Norwegian before it moves to English, rough sounding

Is this working? It keeps making noises and I keep dropping it and not knowing what I am doing with this.

Swords and axes are easier.

Hello?

[FILTER: MARVEL]

Ultron is definitely here. I'm sorry.

This is my doing and I need to fix it, but I don't think I have it in me anymore.
I feel more selfish now than I did when I was---
I'm a liability anyway
No one really seems to need me anyway so maybe it is not selfish---
Is that rationalizing
I just want to stay in with my family and be safe
Selfish
Sorry
I'll do whatever is needed.

It is my doing. I will fix it.

Where am I needed?


[Torunn]

I know you are capable. I will not ask you to stay inside If you wish to help. I only ask that if you do fight, that you stay with me.

We might be in the damn 1920s, but it is still National Trivia Day.

Q: Which 1980s movie spawned 6 sequels and a T.V. series?

First person to answer correctly gets a prize. At least I know you can't cheat and use Google.

P.S. I will ask more questions in the comments.

You know what today is?

It's THORSday. Ha!


[Friends (if you think you are, you are)]

I do not know if you've seen, My daughter Torunn is here. I am very excited and very proud. She is still quite young, and I intend to move so that I will live with her. I would like for you to meet her in time, of course, but I do not want to overwhelm her.


[Angela]

I intend to have you over quite often.

[Torunn]

We have several things to talk about. I would like for you to try school but if that doesn't work out we can come up with something else. Also, if you would like to keep up weapons training, I will help you with that as well. And we must find you things for your room.

This has been the best Christmas I've ever had. Thank you to everyone for the gifts.

To whoever sent the stone, I don't know how you knew, but it's perfect?

Oh...also? I got a letter from Columbia before Christmas; it's a big envelope. Big means good, right? I haven't opened it yet. But I probably should since the Spring Semester starts soon.

You're all just damn lucky He doesn't seem interested in coming out right now. Who kidnaps the Hulk?
Seriously. Has that not been proven to be a poor life choice?

I'm not sure what's bothering me more. The 'Goodland' part or the 'Ostrich Villa' part. Ostriches? Really?

As much as I appreciate the reprieve, I'm a little miffed about apparently missing Christmas.

[FILTER: Thor]

FRIDAY reminded me that today is Brucie's birthday and, as usual, he is fucking lost somewhere. Let's have a drink and some cheese fries in his honor?

I am very excited. Look who appeared in my apartment last night! His name is Groot and he's very special to me. I didn't think I would ever see him again. He can only say one sentence so he's not much of a conversationalist but he's very sweet if anyone wants to come by and meet him.

Last night, I dreamt of Sakar and awake to see someone had gifted me a pet rock, I have named him Korg.


[Angela]
Do you enjoy the Midgard Holidays? I have been invited to an event of Tony's in which we will feast and enjoy tree pageantry. Would you like to come?


[Darcy]
Where you serious about wanting me to move in to your apartment?

Judging from Mjolnir's interest in the roll I brought back with me it would be wise not to let him near any leftovers, or not even the most worthy will be able to lift him.

As I understand it, tomorrow is the day that stores attempt to rid themselves of surplus goods. I plan to attend.