Some Reality Web

Sam and Laura are gone. No, I am not okay. I think I'll take a rain check on Cancun.

( Elijah, Kol, Freya, Tony, and Pepper )



( Josie, Lizzie, Amy, Roman, Tandy, Morgan, Peter, Nico, Freddy, MJ, Mal, Nate, Rose [I may have missed someone? lmk!] )



( Josie, Lizzie, Amy )

I am unsure if this is correct...

However, I am being informed that this is the correct greeting. 🖐

Not that I fully understand anything else. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sooooooooo...

My alien didn't leave. And like, I'm mega fine with that, honestly. It's just a little surprising. I guess my treats are the best treats?

But on that mark... Is it safe to continue feeding her like just... whatever she grabs at?

She literally has all of my heart, and I will kill for my companions.

I just need to introduce her to the goats...

DAD! MOM!

You gotta let me keep her!

Please!!!!

I was out in the park today, I found this little yellow creature. It seems to have taken a liking to me, because it followed me home. For the most part, I think it's harmless, though I did notice little bolts of electricity come out of its cheeks.

I think it maybe frightened the cats a little bit, though.

Guys... I may have found my spirit animal. Or he may have found me? Either way, we just played a few rounds of blackjack, and he kicked my ass.

I think he could kick my ass if he wanted to too.

On my way to "fight a baby" and now this is following me. Who wants to tell him that capes are generally a bad idea and that I'm not the one he should be imprinting on?

He is kind of a whole ass mood though.

Nate. Come fix it.

Gizmo is here and befriended Ethan. Don't worry. We won't feed him after midnight.

I guess the tropical vacation couldn't last forever, could it?

[Morgan Stark]

You're not as funny as you think you are.

[Steve Rogers]

It's not a Hawaiian coastline, but you up for a run around the Park?

I keep wondering, are we missing? If that's how it is, everyone back home must be worried. I feel really bad. But I have to be strong! It won't do any good to not smile.

Especially with so much kindness here.

Attention, AVENGERS. Is my dad an avenger OR avenger adjacent?

Hi. I'm Cassie Lang and that was me running around in my pajamas this morning. Avengers, I am sorry I blamed you for this, but, I mean, you do have a track record.

Has anyone seen an AI cat wandering about? If you find her? Her name is Dingy. Tell her to get her shiny ass back home. She knows the way.

[ Pepper ]

If I offer an endless amount of Morgan and Ethan time that you can cash in whenever you need it...would it soften the blow of something big-ish I'm about to do?

[ Peter & MJ ]

You guys are about to have more space in the apartment.

[ Emma Swan ]

I did a thing.

[ Marty ]

I'm suppose to invite you to dinner.

( Tony Stark & Hope Mikaelson )

( May Parker, Pepper Potts, Morgan Stark )

( Hannah Abbott )

It was suggested that I check in after receiving this letter. Either the settings weren't correct on the time machine or it was all for nothing or I missed my stop along the way.

The last time I was any place with something called The Entity it was...something? Something. We'll go with something. I really want to say amazing but that's not It's not goo HEY

This is something!

Hi, I'm Kate. Kate Bishop. Hawkeye. Avenger. World's Best Archer. Take your pick. I'll answer to all of the above.

I wasn't prepared for today...

[Tony & Pepper]

You're both everything. Thank you for giving me a pretty damn perfect life here. I really fucking love you.

[Nate]

I love you more than I've ever loved anyone. And I have now filled my best friend contract rule #2 for the year.

[Emma]

You make this place bearable when sometimes it isn't. You know I love you, right? I don't have to say it? Except I feel like I do. So yeah. That.

[Marty]

How are you so adorable? And why am I not immune to said adorableness? Guess I like you a lot or something.

[Peter, MJ, Amy, Hope, Tandy]

You all make everything better and I kind of love you a lot.

[Bucky]

You're my favorite to just sit around and not talk with. Thanks for the silence or whatever.

[Damon]

Eat this up, old man. But you're the fucking best.

( Pepper )

( Morgan, Peter, James )

( May )

( Hope )

( Sam )

( MCU Avengers )

[Family/Friends]

Today is the anniversary of my parents' murders deaths. Anyone up for some distractions?