Some Reality Web

Yo, I'm Ted Poole and I'm awesome. Who wants to be buds?

I guess it looks really nice and magical out there.

[Filtered to Friends Who Are Not the Former Love of His Life]

Nope nope nope, this isn't
I mean, yes but also no?
How the hell is
REALLY, ENTITY???

I'm not hallucinating, right? No leftover forest side effects? There really is a post on this network right under mine signed by a Betty Ross, right?

The hell do I even say

Pocket dimensions were never out of the realm of possibility, but I admit I never thought I'd live in one.

~Betty Ross

I'm out.

[Bruce]

Did you get Lyra? I tried, man, I tried. I'm sorry.

On the one hand, it would have been weird to see a wolf out running all night with this hat on... but on the other, it's really hard to sleep with this thing attached to my head. Is that just me?

My fortune cookie showed me eating a sausage and mushroom pizza from Lombardi's tonight. Kinda anticlimactic because, yeah, it's a Monday.

That's better than imminent death and mayhem or falling on my face down the stairs, so I guess I'll take it.

Huh. Cool, I guess.

HOPE MIKAELSON & AMY BENDIX

I hope the Entity didn't stick you with anyone lame.

The Entity has won. It has more ice cream than I have space. This is a first.

[Tony, Bruce, Steve, Clint & Natasha]
I was walking today and I saw a tattoo shop. There were brothers and they were getting matching tattoos to represent their family and I think we should get tattoos as well.

[Tony, Bruce & Loki]
… Brunhilde and I shared a moment.

Several moments.

[Torunn]
Do you have all that you require for school?

The entity has been restless lately which makes me very uneasy.

It has decided to remove Abbie with it's latest haul of people. While we are all very upset by this, we know that she was under a great deal of pain, and that this is likely the best thing for her. At least at home she is with her brother.

I am sorry for everyone who has been affected by these turbulent times.

Abbie was

I feel like there's lots of people here now that I don't really know, and I need want some new friends since a lot of mine left, so I'm going to the all ages thing tonight and tomorrow I think I'll put some movies on in the afternoon and leave the door open if anyone wants to come and hang out. I live in 2-D, my name's Laura, I'm nearly 20, I come from Transia which is near Romania, I have a cat and a snake and a pygmy puff (the snake is in a cage in his own room), and I like cooking and baking and music and making jewellery.

[FILTER: Friends & Family*]

DUM-E is here. How is DUM-E here? 2-DUM loves his big brother already.



[*if you consider him a friend or family member, you are in!]

TEXT TO PETER PARKER

» do you need to hang with the fam tonight?
» or do you want to do some.. distracting thing?
» the trampoline park or a movie or something
» like, just if you need to get out of the house.

TEXT TO MORGAN STARK

» now that we are back to normal Goodland
» I was going to go shopping for some school stuff soon
» I know everything sucks right now, but if you wanted to hang...

TEXT TO TONY STARK

» I know you want to be alone and that's cool
» but when you're ready, maybe I could come by for lunch or something
» if you want

TEXT TO MAY PARKER

» not that summer camp wasn't SUPER fun
» but I'm ready to get back to our regularly scheduled lunch dates if you are.

My son is gone. The one who calls me da-- Harley. Just gone. No, he is not hiding from camp. I can't camp out or sleep in a hammock, but I'd appreciate it if you left me alone.

Landon's gone home.

I don't want to talk about it

For everyone who is not feeling their best today, here is Winky and Mjolnir. They would like to cheer you up.

[FILTER: Adult magic users]

Would someone be so kind as to replace a window that seems to have disappeared via magic?

[FILTER: Darcy, Peter, Harley, Abbie, Laura, Morgan, Bruce, M.J.]

Who wants to go to the waterpark tomorrow?

[FILTER: May, Shuri, Sam]

Want to help wrangle some kids at the waterpark tomorrow? I think Pepper could use some alone time with the baby.

This disappearing thing happens a lot? That's depressing. That really sucks. I'm sorry to anyone who's lost someone. :/

1. Where am I?
2. How did I get here?
3. Why are there small children in the apartment that is so not mine? No offense kids, but I am way too young to be a mom.

I want all my villagers to be sheep people.