Some Reality Web

[Friends/Mutants]
It wasn't much family, but it was nice while it lasted.

If anyone sees a pissy/sulky tiny dragon flying about, tell him to get his ass home.

[Pete Wisdom]

How's your head?

[Emma Frost]

Thanks for the pick-me-up this morning, Gorgeous. "One day I'll stop fixing her hangovers just to teach her a lesson" my ass.

What a load of bollocks.

Wisdom. Who's about?

The best part of it all was probably the fact that my boobs never changed. Money very well spent for sure.

[REMY]

Are you still panicking darling? Or shall I bring over some dinner? Maybe some wine? We can enjoy a night where we're both the correct age.

[KATE]

I do so miss when you were such a little brat. Are you doing okay?

Can the White Queen come out and play?

This place and its fuckery.

Nice to have some semblance of annoying going on.

[Mutants]
If any weird aged arrivals need help, I'm your guy. Call me Wolverine. This is some shit.

Ain't this some comic book fuckery? I've seen stuff in my time, but can't say this was on my bingo card.

I need a drink.

[Mutants]

Any of you dumb enough to compete?

You know things are bad when you start to miss almost being murdered every week.

I am going to need more hobbies. Past times. Things to do.

[EMMY]
No really, chérie. I am lowkey on edge just waiting. This isn't healthy.

Did I pass through!? If so this is hardly eutopia? I don't remember any of the others that the Five brought back waking up in a stuffy room the smells like Cheetos!? Ugh. Why the fuck does my head hurt so bad? Why the fuck do I remember Goodland?

Where the fuck is Sebastian Shaw?

Okay two things. One: Can everyone stop thinking so loud? Two: How do I make it stop?

[Mutants]
Are anyone's powers acting out of sorts?

[Azari and Shuri]
Are you both alright?

Jesus effing Christ.

Information downloads are not meant to leave the migraine of the century, I didn't need that much time crammed into my memories all in one go, thank you very much.

That's a lot to take in just one moment. On the plus side, I'm still as fabulous as ever.

[Jean, Scott, Erik]
What's your history with Mystique? She's sounding a lot friendlier than I'd expect.


added: [616 mutants]
Scott says that Mystique is part of their team and a mentor. It might not be a bad idea to be cautious, but I know alternate realities aren't always as we expect. It's possible that she really is on our side.

[Scott | Erik | Emma]

Raven's here. Our Raven. The Raven that I-

I can't face her.

Jean? Hank?

Any X-Men at all?

eta: Jean Grey
I don't know if I'm doing this right, but can you see this? Are you okay?

Great, still fucking here. Guess it wasn't a death dream. This class for a breakfast scotch.

[Emma, Karen, Hope]

Sorry I got back so late. Hope I didn't wake any of you. Also, I'll clean up any blood I left in the living room.

[Scott Summers]

Hey, dick thanks for keeping me company last night.

[Erik]

I feel better. Sorry, bub, you are stuck with me for a while now. Thanks for saving my ass.

[Laura]

Hey, kid.

Waffles later?

This isn't where I just fucking was. What is going on? Can't an old man finally fucking rest without being hurled into some new timeline? Guessing no, which is just fantastic.

Kid, you out there? Did you make it?




I need a drink.

Apparently being a terrorist, revolutionary, CEO and adventurer doesn't translate terribly well to 'normal' employment.

Thus, falling back on the main position I've had to offer many.

I have secured a position teaching at the high school here, although the end of year is approaching, apparently there are summer options. Either way, having something to do will likely stop me from losing my mind or becoming an alcoholic, which Remy is fully facilitating.

What's black and white and red all over?

[Emma Frost]

Favourite food? Or tequila. We could skip straight to tequila if you prefer.

thank you everyone

[miss rogue]
i think it is time i learned control. pym was maybe right that i need lessons