Some Reality Web

I DID IT! I MET THE KING!

If my animals eat cotton candy and get sick, I'm going to be pissed. Bubbles, Tia, do you think you can tell them not to get into the candy?

ice cream for breakfast is the best thing ever!!!!

bubbles! you and your sisters should come play in the park with me and winky.

...I just had to remove glitter from my sodding bowl before I could eat me cereal. I dinnae wanna know. I've given up on wut happens in my flat.

[Barry]
Ta, matey. The pie actually smells good.

[HIS GIRLS]
Oi. I know Quacky had to leave, but get yer winter shite on. We are gonna go adopt a sodding cat or whatever.

I think it's time for Quacky to go to wild to be with all of the other tigers. (╥﹏╥) I will miss him so much, but he's pretty big now and even though he's happy with me? He needs to be somewhere he can run and be the bestest. (╥﹏╥)

If you know Quacky you should probably come say goodbye. (╥﹏╥)

[Harry]

Dad? Can we have a going away party for Quacky? (╥﹏╥)

[Entity]

Hello, Entity. I think it's time for Quacky to go to Africa and be with the other tigers. Can you send him there? Not today cause I wanna say goodbye. But maybe tomorrow?

I hope this is the kind of glitter that doesn't hurt the envyr inviron planet Earth. Birds and sea animals don't think its as pretty as we do and they should get to be happy to.

Think is time for a wee staycation from work.

[Lizzie McQuire]
Oi, dumb question. Do ye know anything about birthday cakes? Ye seem savvy enough with this planning shite.

[Freddy]
Mako, ye free this evening? It's Mal's birthday.

[Powerpuff Girls]
Today is Malsy's birthday. Do with that wut ye will. I'm working getting a cake.

[Mal]
Hullo, lovely. Happy birthday and all that. Come by mine this evening?

I didn't go outside honest I didn't don't get mad or throw yogurt mr Klaus but I did go downstairs cause I was just checking on things you know how it is.

Also the ostriches are really creepy but even they were scared of this lady. And I don't scare easily okay I'm not some little kid here but she was awful and kept screaming about how kids are the worst and I think she saw me but I locked the door on her and so if anyone needs to come in maybe make her go away first or tell the ostriches to go after her I don't know.

Anyone seen the movie Matilda? She should be here that would be the coolest she would scare her off

Bloody Hell, I actually ate a fecking donut. Malsy, can ye take care of a wee cut on me arm?

[Friends & Family]
I am not gonna tell ye all to sit pretty in this chaos, but try not ta die. I actually care it seems.

GUYS WE NEED TO GO TO THE ZOO! THE ANIMALS ARE IN DANGER. BUBBLES YOU NEED TO TELL THEM TO STAY INSIDE AND SAFE!!!

Uuummmmm...what is this place? I don't like these freaky ostriches. My sisters better be here somewhere or I'm gonna hunt down this Jubilant Entity and ask them why they aren't.

I'm Blossom. My sisters are Bubbles and Buttercup if anybody has seen them.

Why are there so many bloody colours at the paint store?

[BUBBLES & BUTTERCUP]
Oi, ye wee hooligans, since we are clearly not using yer rooms how about we convert em? How'd ya like a playroom/study room for one of em and the other one.... maybe we should get another aquarium and set up a place for yer animals.

Wut colours do ye want the walls? Also, we are going out ta dinner tonight. Where do ye want to go?

Fecking Hell.

I now know wut it is ta drop a tray of to-go cups. RIP hot chocolate. Least I managed to save the bag of treats? Sodding twats not watching where they are goin'.

I LOVE IT HERE.

There's so much fun stuff to do, and there are kids playing in the park. I learned checkers and totally beat them at bowling. I mean, I don't think they knew what it was, but it was fun anyway.

They still have silent movies here, how cool is that!

...wut in the name of bloody Evil?

I am positive there wasn't a beasty in the apartment earlier, but maybe I dinnae pay attention. Have ta wonder if a certain ducky is responsible for this new development.

( picture of beasty )

Blossom still isn't here. BUT my OCTI is!!! I can sleep now!

And I got a cute doll that looks like me!?

Oh, feck me. Why won't the wee twinkle lights sodding work? Damn tree is better off as fecking kindling.

Also broke a box of ornaments... This holiday is a wee bit annoying. Rather put a hook through me eye-

I need a drink.

Bath bombs but no bathtubs... How mad would people be if I put these in the hot tub?

It has finally happened. I'm seein' things- that or there are fecking dwarves or elves running about. As long as none of them start singin' I think I'll survive.

[BUBBLES & BUTTERCUP]
Oi, Malsy wants to know if she can get her nails painted. Ye two want to go to the store and pick out more polish colors since clearly I dinnae own enough yet. We can also snag some of them nerf gun things and set up a course in the living room.

[BUBBLES & BUTTERCUP]
Oi, sproglets. Looks like we have new digs.
Try to keep the apartment free of wee animals at least a week, aye?

[MAL]
...sooooo ye are gonna laugh. I may have sort of become a guardian to some wee kids here. As they have informed me they are old enough ta take care of themselves. Bubbles and Buttercup, they weren't happy on the kid's floor and the fact people kept treating em like wee babes.