Some Reality Web

Nothing like fishing up stupid eggs during the fishing tournament. Get your shit together Nintendo and don't have the damn bunny nonsense active during the fishing event.

Morgan is gonna end up hitting me with her Switch at this rate.

[Jason]
Hey.

Did you want to hang out again sometime?

[FILTER: BRUCE BANNER, HAPPY HOGAN, VALKYRIE]

Your stealth is required this Monday.

Great, still fucking here. Guess it wasn't a death dream. This class for a breakfast scotch.

[Emma, Karen, Hope]

Sorry I got back so late. Hope I didn't wake any of you. Also, I'll clean up any blood I left in the living room.

[Scott Summers]

Hey, dick thanks for keeping me company last night.

[Erik]

I feel better. Sorry, bub, you are stuck with me for a while now. Thanks for saving my ass.

[Laura]

Hey, kid.

Waffles later?

[Friends (no mutants)]
He's like me.

And how long shall this place remain calm this time? The frequency of the madness the Entity likes to hurl at us seems random. A shame really.

I suppose it might be nice to go to someplace like Paris. The books make it seem fascinating.

[Locked from Scott Lang]

I need help finding a birthday present for my other-reality dad. I'm not sure if he likes the same thing as my dad or not...

What do you get the other version of a man who never seems to ask for anything???

[Filtered to Diana]

How would you like to help out with self defence classes at the youth centre?

Gonna need to find a chapel for mass tomorrow. Then maybe a nice brunch to celebrate. Times like this I miss the parades, nowhere does street parties like home.

[EMMA]
Did you steal my shades chérie? Don't mind if you keep the shirt, but need the shades.

[backdated to this morning because I forgot]

can we dye eggs today?

... oh it's for easter! that's tomorrow. it's a fun activity.

i can teach you how to do it.