Welcome to Night Vale

» I've been thinking.
» You should move to Shadowcrest?

» And also attend Lucifer's party with me tonight?
» Less serious a commitment, but equally as important a question.

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I don't expect we shall ever find out whose magical working it is that is causing people to see alarming things that are not really there.

All the same, if you are reading this, I want to say that I think it is very cowardly of you, and if it is a prank, it is a poor one.

» I know you don't have the exact same memories but...
» Look what decided to show up this morning.
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Not that I am not happy to be out of there, but where am I?

Oi. What's everyone's pronouns? Thought we could use a reference page for you lot comfortable sharing. I could, anyway.

I'll start: mine change. This week, it's they/them.

Is it routine for... an entire houses to randomly appear here, or is this something that I should consider to be a trap? Because I would most certainly consider it to be a trap were I back home. Of course, if I were back home, it would be

I'd appreciate any advice people can provide.

adaine.

I went up to check out the community gardens, and you will never guess what I found next door.

I need a favor.

[...]

I need you to break into my home this weekend while Bruce and I are away.

The biggest problem with having a dissociative disorder in this place is the fact I'm never really sure if it's the disorder or this place that's making me disassociate.

Right. Yeah. Time pockets. Shouldn't really be surprised to see things from my world turn up, since I'm one of those things, but having to pay for it seems a bit rude.

That is to say: has anyone else found something of theirs on display at the fair? Might want to check out the stalls if you haven't. I'd love hate for this to turn into an episode of Antiques Roadshow. You'd be surprised what people think their heirlooms are worth. At least Aziraphale's books aren't here Then he'd really materialise just to set fire to the place [...] Now I'm annoyed

Now that that's over.. I need some work done on this lovely gem.

Some moderately complex carpentry work, a lot of painting, and general clean up. Nothing too extensive, I want to have it all finished by the end of the month.

And I suppose I should poll how often you want films to be shown? In between shows, of course.

For those who've found themselves misplaced by the current hotel situation — Shadowcrest is temporarily open and available. Simply think of it as a safe space, if you need one, and you will find yourself on the doorstep.

However... the only catch is that if you carry any ill intent it won't allow you in. Sorry.

I'm sure others will be opening their doors, as well.

[ BANNER ]

I hope you don't mind? I feel somewhat bad about standing by so placidly with my hands in my pockets basically.

[Filtered: Zatanna]

Well. What do you think?
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Contemplating reopening Lux, purely for something to do at this point. You all seem very much able to stop yourselves from murdering each other, it's rather refreshing, if a little dull.

Although without my favourite backstabbing demon bartender to kick the place in order it's a tedious amount of work. Which makes me not want to do it.

Conundrums.

[ ZEE ]

I don't suppose that fabulous work you did upstairs would extend to opening the bowels of Hell, so I can pick out Mazikeen would it?

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[ ZATANNA ]

Darling, I'm wondering if I could trouble you with a little request.

I find myself in need of some prompt interior design, and I do love what you did with the sex club. Obviously, I'll provide payment.

[ CHLOE ]

I didn't mea

( I'm more of a witch than I'd believed )

This has to be the absinthe talking, because this is not how I expected that to turn out.

[Zee]

You know. I threw a drink at Loki at the St. Patrick's Day Party because he kept making jokes about how I wasn't wearing green.

And besides being with you, that's the best I've felt since I arrived here.

[...] This was supposed to be a compliment. But it got away from me a little bit.