Welcome to Night Vale

So it appears that the blue lights on the lake aren't just lights but diminutive little beings who are very angry about their working conditions. And honestly, I can't fault them. They demand better rights and fair compensation and I'm inclined to help them. Anyone with me?

UPDATE: It's transpired that they've been mining the volcano and don't feel fairly compensated, and they're threatening to go eat all our food. So I guess this is an "us" problem now.

[HEPHAESTUS]
You really had no idea? These little ones feel "ripped off" but they did let it slip that they didn't exactly agree on a labour contract with you, so...

This is probably just a local thing I am unfamiliar with but there are these lights down by the lake - or rather, over the surface of it. It's quite beautiful to witness, does anyone know what they are?

This is the second time I am about to go kill an Emperor and find myself here instead. Night Vale, you tease.

Right. Well. Given it looks like I'm the last one left again the Jedi Temple will be open to the public. If you want to come meditate, or have group meditation, it can be arranged.

Lessons will also be had in: meditation (both moving meditation and regular), melee and hand to hand (beginner to advanced), force techniques (some can be adapted), and last but not least lightsaber training. Going to spoil some fun but; this is only available if you take a few classes of the advanced melee class. Not doubting anyone's capabilities with a sword, but 'sabers are vastly different. Don't need more people in the cool hand club, and you'll need to adjust to the difference.

If people want to join me in running, I go every (early) morning.

Ah, dammit

Pretty quiet today. Could use a distraction. Open for a spar, or a run.

I need a couple new workout playlists. I've resorted to cycling through the Dance Mix USA volumes and there's only so much I can hear the same synth drumbeat before I completely zone and lose focus.

Alternatively I'll accept applications for a running partner?

Music or miles - throw it at me!

I've been doing a lot of work with prosthetic limbs and mobility aids since I got here. I have to admit, I find the work far more fulfilling than my projects back home. It's nice to not be making weapons.

atisha.

Speaking of, I have the final version of your arm done if you want to come by. It shouldn't need any adjustments to fit properly, but if its in any way uncomfortable, do let me know.

I took your arcane talents into account, and it should work as a focus for you magic for when you don't have your staff about.

meetra.

How is your arm doing? Do you need any maintenance?

vex.

I'm popping out to the shops, darling? Can I get you anything?

Well isn't this interesting....should I even ask?

I have never been patient enough for true meditation, though I've found that the yoga method of this world is better for me than anything I've found elsewhere in the universe. Does anyone have additional suggestions for how to meditate well? Luke, this question isn't for you; I've tried all of your suggestions already, you know that.

It's 2 AM, I've had too much sugar because of a certain someone who will not be named, but — Reply to this with just your name! Then anyone can comment with a symbol/question they want to know and you have to answer. Meme rules, bro.

ʘ Four tv shows you enjoy that were made in the last five years
ʑ   Nine men with faces that you like the look of
ɣ   Nine women with faces that you like the look of
ʬ   Four tv shows you enjoyed that were made more five years ago
ʡ   Five style inspiration photos
Φ   Six of the most recent films you have watched
ψ   Four favourite cities or towns you have visited
Ω   Three pictures of your favourite kind of weather
Δ   Four selfies
ς   Four places you would like to visit
Ϫ   Six tv shows you enjoyed as a child
Ϡ   Four people from history that you find interesting
҂   Nine favourite things to eat
҉   Nine favourite things to drink
∑   Three things you’re excited for

There should be a list of things you should know or have experienced at a certain age. So far, I have been to the mall. I've been to the beach and I've seen part of a horror movie. I've never been to school, officially, but that might be changing in the fall.

Anyone have suggestions on what I should learn?

filtered to people with powers
Hello.

I'm not even sure if the rumors are right and there are a lot of people here with powers but here goes. I'm Eleven but most people call me El. I have these abilities and most of them I have a pretty decent control over. I'm having a lot of trouble with my telekinesis. I was wondering if there anyone who might be able to help.

A bored Grace is a dangerous Grace so.. fucking humor me - let's play Would You Rather.

Comment either with your own scenario, or your willingness to participate and be bombarded with moral dilemma. All situations cut and dry, and of course, hypothetical.

Today feels like one of those days The Ebon Hawk's grav controls wasn't working the way they should. Spike seems to be handling it alright, doesn't seem to mind floating. Doesn't seem to extend to outside.

Strange what you consider a usual day.

[Revan]
Speaking of not usual days, guess who I found complaining up a storm?

( filtered image )

I sent him over to you, because he's missed you.

Okay, I'm bored, traumatised and sore. My boyfriend is fetching ice cream and there's fuck all I want to watch, so I'm sitting here trying not to think about the plants trying to attack again.

So, Night Vale, it's time for some pre-college intrigue. Fuck, Marry, Kill. You say you're in, I'll give you three Night Vale transplants, you pick whom to fuck, marry or kill.

You are welcome to get in on it yourselves, this is officially distraction central.

Reunion

Revan / Meetra
"because it felt different. Like a mirror, but not."

The Last Resort | PG | Mentions of death/Backdated to Revan's arrival

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There are too many familiar
...Ben?
Grogu is
Who the hell is Bucky?

No.


skywalkers.

Leia? What kind of trouble has Han gotten you into now.

✉️ Two questions
✉️ First: do you want to come along to the next fight club? It's fun practice, if anything.
✉️ And hopefully I'll make it past the first round next time
✉️ Figure we can try getting matched up. Give them a show.

✉️ Two: planning on going to this speed dating thing.
✉️ What do I even talk about? They don't train you for casual conversation, and I don't want to talk about the War.

✉️...what do I wear? I have my robes. Don't think that's exactly....great.

I just want to thank everyone who came out last night, participants and spectators alike. We had a pretty awesome crowd, so again, thank you for showing up.

What are everyone's thoughts about making this a monthly charity fundraiser? Prizes, still, but I feel like we could raise a good bit of money for good causes.

[8th May 2021, The morning after Fight Club]

... fuck, I think my bruises' bruises have bruises.

Same time next month, yeah?

Not really sure where the second one came from, but now I got two birds to look after. Granted Spike seems to be showing the new one the ropes, and they're keeping each other entertained. Could be worse.