Welcome to Night Vale

I seriously can not believe it's been 7 months now since I've been here. I thought I would have a difficult time adjusting to live here, but it really hasn't been that bad. If you're new in town, or just need a friendly face to talk to, come on down to the Pour Judgement. We have some of the hottest bartenders around, and no, I'm totally not biased.

Dean - I didn't know what to get you, so I owe you a night of crazy sex. Happy birthday, babe.

How do birthdays work if you died?

Can I just claim an age to turn today? 25 wasn't a terrible year. I wouldn't mind being 25 again. I should get some kind all things considered.

[private to endverse!dean]
happy birthday jackass.

I have to say, it's a little weird to be celebrating Christmas in this place, but I'm trying to make the best of it. Does anyone have any exciting plans for the holidays?

In the spirit of the epic sweater I just bought for tomorrow: show me your terrible holiday gear. The gaudier, the better.

You know what I didn't miss at the end of the world? The complete ridiculousness of Christmas starting in November. If I have to hear Mariah Carey one more time, I might gouge my own eardrums out.

51 more days to go.

Lucifer may not be here anymore, but he'd want to keep the party going. In that spirit (ha, ha), come join us for an epic Halloween bash at Lux tonight. Wear a costume, get your drinks for half-price.

You know, it'd be great if this place could stop stealing my damn employees.

Anyone currently looking for a gig as an office manager in an auto repair shop? No auto experience necessary; bookkeeping skills required.

[Dean Winchester]

So, I've been thinking about it, and I think you need to talk to someone.

Has anyone seen Prudence? I thought she might have been trying to manage her whole... full moon thing, but it's been well over a week since the moon was full, and I still haven't found her.

Dob? Egbert? You guys are still here? Right? Please don't tell me I'm all alone again

I guess... I guess if Prudence is gone, the Pour Judgment is going to need a new bouncer. If anyone's interested. Practical things. Practical things. Don't get upset. Worry about the practical

We're just about to when everyone starts decorating for Halloween, so a public service announcement:

Do not go to the creepy occult bookstore for inspiration, don't buy a dusty old book written primarily in Latin, and definitely do not draw any of the symbols if you ignore my advice and do the first two. Especially don't draw any of the symbols in blood -- human or otherwise.

[Ben Braeden]

How long are you going to keep this up? It's like you're punishing me, and I didn't even do anything.

[Dean Winchester - OG]

You need to talk to Ben. I don't care if it's in person or if you just text him, but it needs to happen. Just to be clear, you don't have a choice. You screwed this up, and you need to deal with it. Not stick your head in the sand like an ostrich. I'm sure you want your angel back.

Is anyone going to karaoke tomorrow that might want to do a duet? I'm looking forward to just letting go. No, that is not a pun to hint I will be singing that.

I've been spending a really long time in the bunker. Making sure I didn't hurt anyone else The bonus is that I've been getting to cataloguing some of the rooms and things that we never got a chance to before. There is so much stuff in this place. I'm wondering if we're going to need to have a yardsale.

private to magic users
So, I have a significant amount of magical ingredients and artifacts. I worry that some of it is at risk of going bad. Is that possible? I have no magical abilities and only know how to do a little bit so it's not getting much use.

private to lisa
You don't have to answer this. I'm sure I am not your favorite person right now. When you're ready, come to the bunker and I will try to explain things more.

[Dean Winchester]

Would you like to come over for dinner tonight and meet Ben's new girlfriend?

I've been thinking about taking a class or two at NVCC. Is anyone else enrolled? And if so, is it really as weird as it looks?

[ MOM ]

Don't freak out.

[Dr. Linda Martin]

I saw you advertise about your practice and I was just wondering how weird is weird to you?

Who: Lisa Braeden & Castiel
Where: The Last Resort
When: 9/3 - 1pm
What: Narrative - memories are returned.

( Where did she go from here? )

I am really starting to dislike this place. I think I would much rather be seeing hockey mask Gary around every corner instead of my dead son. Even though I know it's not real, it's still very unsettling.

[Ben Braeden]

I found your grocery list on the counter. If it's not too late, can you pick up some tampons for me?