Welcome to Night Vale

What's up, spooky bitches? If you can see the invite below, then make sure your hot asses are at the PKC on the 29th. Costumes are encouraged but not required, though don't be embarrassing about it. Any questions? Shoot 'em my way.

Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day
And fuck Christopher Columbus.

Signed,
Captain America.

QUELIOT.

Thoughts on having a good old fashioned Halloween party at the Cottage?

So, I'm assuming everyone noticed a mass exodus of people? Anyone keeping track of this stuff?

We just lost... like most of our workforce in the department, so if shit is going wrong, just... bare with us? Anyone interested in working for the PD, we've got an abundance of space now.

[ MORGAN STARK (AU) ]

How do you feel about ice cream, popcorn and a shitty movie on a tiny tv on my ship? I could do with a little company if you're up for it?

I can say this for Night Vale. It never ceases being interesting.

margo.

Now that things have calmed down a bit, might I request a bit of your time, my lady?

scanlan.

How goes it with your lot?

yennefer.

So I have an interesting tale for you, if you've time for a drink.

geralt.

I've grown bored with being angry with you. Are you still about?

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[Sharon Carter, Natasha Romanoff(s), Clint Barton, Frankie Barton, Wanda Maximoff, Tony Stark (MCU), Morgan Stark (AU), Sam Wilson, Zemo & Ava Starr]

So, it's pretty likely that nothing will come of this - and this person isn't even in Night Vale, and might never be - but. I'm assuming we've all seen the bright pink posters up everywhere. Right? Right.

[...]

Marjorine seems like a nice girl. And while I don't think we'll actually be able to help her, I'd like to be able to say I tried. And I know you're all pretty good at finding people, for one reason or another so I thought maybe we could at least give it a shot?

If you're busy, that's all fine [...] I'm just trying to get better at helping people when they ask for help.

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Overnight on September 3rd, Marjorine and Bubbles have put up bright pink posters on as many lamp posts and electrical poles ( as possible. )

( PARTY AT LUX; COME ONE COME ALL! )

are raccoons like cats? or. like. foxes? i dunno what group of animals they fall into.

googling is failing me, so like, someone else do it? also, what kind of disease causes a wound to go yellowygreen within like... nine hours?

furthermore. do cats sense when you're about to die? is that why they're being nice to me for the first time like. ever?

none of this is for a friend. it's all for me. by now everyone know this is all for me.

How common is it for this place to give you things from home? Is that a regular occurrence or just good karma? Asking for a friend.

[ELIOT + QUENTIN]

Pack up your shit, boys.

Well, August was definitely A Month.

I would like to thank everyone who pitched in to help during whatever that whole thing was (did we figure out a cause, or are we filing it under General Night Vale Weirdness?); however dispirate our origins, we're all stuck in the same boat.

The Night Vale Clinic remains open; please don't hesitate to seek our help if you need it, even if all you're really after is a cup of tea and a sympathetic ear. Alternatively, Chauncy the Very Small Bear is an excellent and incredibly soft listener (although not a great conversationalist) and can usually be found at The Black Emporium. I think I remember seeing we've a couple of Actual Therapists in our ranks so if that's you please consider this an open platform to advertise from.

[Caleb]
Does the offer to visit your Magical Cat Tower still stand? I think I'd like about a week's worth of kitty biscuits.

[Zelda]
How are you feeling now? Up to taking a look at something for me? It's kind of urg not particularly urgent.

I have made some...things.

One of them I do not think I can offer as something to buy.

But I am thinking of bringing my other thing to the shop if anyone is in the market for a tiny ball of fire in a jar- it changes colours. But also it can be held in your hand. But it still also burns things.




Okay.

Nothing like a new tattoo to make everything better.

I'm already thinking about what the next one will be.

sapphire.

It looks amazing!!!! You're the best.

Shit shit shit Also, I think I'm older now.

magic man.

So...I should probably show you my tattoo.

Jes did it. She's gotten so good.

unpleasant one.

Good job in fight club. Really thought you had it there at the end.

Also...on a scale of one to...just incredibly bi for Caleb (and also in general but especially for Caleb), where does getting a new tattoo of a phoenix because you wanted something with fire and magic covering your heart fall? Asking for a friend.

pink + purple.

I feel very pretty right now.

Also, I think I caught feelings again.

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Hey there! I'm looking for someone named Kenny, has anyone seen him? He's real cute and quiet and he wears orange a lot, but not in the wow buddy that sure was a mistake way—in the 2% of people who can actually pull it off way. He's so lucky, right? Anyhow, if anyone can help, I sure would appreciate it a whole lot!!

If anyone sees him can you tell him I'm looking for him? OH right! I'm Marjorine and I just got here. I like dancing and Barbie, but not long walks on the beach on account'a the sand gets everywhere and then it's like two months later and you're like what the heck, why is there still sand in the carpet?! I vacuumed it three times!!

» Do you want your headphones back?
» Before I decide they belong to me now?

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SALUTATIONS ALL.

So, that was a bit of a fun week, right? This is sarcasm! Please don't take me seriously.

I know that sweet angel of a blond has already left us all the most delightful of cookies -they were super yummy, I feel a little tiny bit bad I stole some other peoples, but not bad enough that I will tell you whose I stole.

But I figured a more emotional pick me up might be needed for some people, so... I'm extending my powers to you all.

I live in 1108 with the decadent and perfect Kore, she is delightful, and if you need a boost of love, or affection, or warm fuzzies, I will give you hot chocolate and a hug. Guaranteed to turn any frown upside down and leave you all gooey inside.

Please note; I take no responsibility for awkward or non-awkward boners or the female equivalent. That is what happens when you are flooded with nice feelings, I get it.