Welcome to Night Vale

If anyone is looking for a job, newcomer or not, we've got some openings at the Roadhouse.

Waitstaff, a cook, another bartender or two and some more bouncer wouldn't hurt. We've never run a bar before but we're doing alright.

Anyway, come see us if you're looking for a job or just a place to drink.

I wish I was better at downtime. It's been so quiet for us lately and I'm trying to enjoy it and embrace it but I worry things are waiting just around the corner. I don't know if it's actually true or if it's just the old paranoia settling back in.

[friends of Jo Harvelle]
Hi. I'm Natasha Romanoff. My sister and I worked for Jo at The Roadhouse before she disappeared. The bar is still here but she's gone. Did any of you want to take over running it or do you want us to keep it running until she comes back?

I didn't do this This isn't my fault Did I do this?

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

strange.

You're here too, aren't you?

I'll be bartending at the Hellfire club for single's night. If anyone has some cool ideas for themed drinks, I'd love to hear them.

Haven't been feeling particularly romantic, of late

[Tony Stark (616)]

( TW: Mentions of Alcoholism )

I'm liking all the Christmas carols on the radio. They're very catchy and fun.

I decorated my apartment. Natasha says I may have gone a little overboard but I think it looks nice.

natasha(s) and melina.

We should do something for Christmas. As a family.

It's been a long time and I just think it would be nice.

I have seen some strange things in my time, but this is new. How is this place possible?

I like roller derby. Hitting people is fun. Hitting them on rollerskates is more fun.

Whoever invented this had a very good idea.

natasha.

Working together will be fun, yes?

Just like old times, but with more alcohol and less death.

Probably.

carlos.

I will still help at the lab, even though I have another job.

I am used to keeping busy.

I guess I just lost my only employee, sooooo I should probably do something about that.

Consider this a help wanted ad. Currently seeking (1) or more reasonably responsible people to serve as bartenders. Inquiries accepted here, or feel free to stop in Harvelle's.

Since it seems like I am going to be stuck here I should probably be a little more social. Anyone for up to do something to pass the time?

This place is still strange but I think perhaps I like it. A little.

filtered to natashas.

Мне сказали, что у меня здесь много сестер. Это правда?

filtered to frankie.

Do you drink vodka?

So, the woman who brought up getting together a roller derby team has begged off trying to do it. I honestly could use an outlet I volunteered to take up the cause and set one up. I'm not sure if there are teams in nearby towns we could play against but if we got enough people we could do some playing.

I just need to know who is interested and some ideas for names.

And in the name of curiosity, what is the worst injury you've ever gotten or given yourself? I've been shot a few times and then there was the falling to my death.

A bored Grace is a dangerous Grace so.. fucking humor me - let's play Would You Rather.

Comment either with your own scenario, or your willingness to participate and be bombarded with moral dilemma. All situations cut and dry, and of course, hypothetical.

Okay, I'm bored, traumatised and sore. My boyfriend is fetching ice cream and there's fuck all I want to watch, so I'm sitting here trying not to think about the plants trying to attack again.

So, Night Vale, it's time for some pre-college intrigue. Fuck, Marry, Kill. You say you're in, I'll give you three Night Vale transplants, you pick whom to fuck, marry or kill.

You are welcome to get in on it yourselves, this is officially distraction central.

What an exciting way to begin my day.

[Tony Stark]

Are you here - do you know what’s going on? What the hell is a Night Vale?

I managed to get a corner set up in the Last Resort for something akin to pet&child sitting services.

For those of you not wishing to leave animals in rooms or in need of a minder for children for however long I'm not even sure how many children are around you can drop by and just fill in a small form and leave them with me for the day.

There's a cat, dog, and I'm not entirely sure who left the lizard here, but I've managed to stop Grogu from putting it in his mouth so far. I'm sure that's not the accomplishment to many that I feel it is.

[ BILLY & ZEE ]

I'm thinking I should explore the boundaries of my powers. But I was thinking I could do it in separate sessions? Billy, you obviously know what my counterparts are capable of, while Zee would mostly be learning with me? If you were both okay with that?

[ MANDO ]

I enjoyed our date, and obviously, our time spent together outside of that. However, I was wondering if Jedi Ahsoka would be willing to look after Grogu again? Maybe we could have a quiet date? At home? To talk about... things?

[ NATASHA (MCU) ]

It's not forward to ask a man to your apartment for dinner if you've already spent time together in a romantic capacity, right?

Why does it always have to be deserts? There should be no place with this much sand or sun.

Any insight anyone can offer on getting home would be greatly appreciated.

So I woke up on the WTF side of the bed today.

And by that I mean I stepped out my door/off my boat to land face first in the middle of the desert and I do mean face first. Sand rash is not attractive, people.

What in the name of the Carpenters is this?

Thank god that's over. If anyone needs me, I'll be taking the longest bath in the history of mankind. With bubbles.

[Ray]

You, me, pizza. Tonight.
Don't know how long my non-llama state of being's gonna last and I need to make the most of it.

[Juno]

I'm back. Any progress on the case? Or wedding planning?

Oooooookay... But like whose fault is this one, cause I totally need to know if I'm cursing the tech genius or the physics one? This is what happens when you work with mad scientists. Madness adjacent shit happens.

Do I still have my non-SHIELD but totally Avengers paid health care? Because there's the shaft of metal in my foot and I don't have my Stark ID card on me. Or can someone give me a proper phone to call Pep and get it covered? Anyone? Паук?