Welcome to Night Vale

Oh no.

No.

Please. Send me back. How can I keep them safe from here?


El’s arrival was accompanied by a fairly large psychic pulse.

What?

I do not have time for this.

There is too much to be done. Who knows what other planets are at risk from Arishem and his Celestials. Who is in charge?

I am a close friend of both the captains and several of the other Avengers. They are not going to be happy I was kidnapped. So someone, please send me back.

To, at the very lest, save me from the lectures

It's disturbing how little things like this are starting to surprise me. Of course I woke up back on Earth and in the past.

Has anyone seen a family of danger prone scientists?
A menacing but actually friend robot?

Failing that, has anyone seen a chicken running around?

It has come to my attention that people think that I spend too much time in the Bunker. Which...I'd like to argue but it is totally fair. It's just so full of interesting things. Anyway, I've decided to throw a party.

SATURDAY, MARCH 5th
I have reserved the Desert Flower Bowling Alley & Arcade for the night.

Everyone is invited.
I'm sure I'm not the only one that could use some fun and more friends. Starts at 7.

I hate that no matter how much you prepare for things, there always seems to be one thing that you forget. Does anyone have any idea on how to baby proof an apartment? I set Mia down on the floor in my office with her toys and she pulled herself up and took few steps. My little girl is walking. It's very exciting but also very terrifying.

So, my husband Oliver and his sister were archers. I did a lot of work on modifying some arrows for them. When our office showed up here in Night Vale, a lot of them showed up with it. If anyone would like to take a look at them, you're more than welcome.

{ private to laurel and steve }
Do you guys think there is a place in the Sheriff's office for a computer expert?

I didn't do this This isn't my fault Did I do this?

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

strange.

You're here too, aren't you?

I'll be bartending at the Hellfire club for single's night. If anyone has some cool ideas for themed drinks, I'd love to hear them.

Haven't been feeling particularly romantic, of late

[Tony Stark (616)]

( TW: Mentions of Alcoholism )

I'm liking all the Christmas carols on the radio. They're very catchy and fun.

I decorated my apartment. Natasha says I may have gone a little overboard but I think it looks nice.

natasha(s) and melina.

We should do something for Christmas. As a family.

It's been a long time and I just think it would be nice.

The holidays were never really a thing for us back home. I used to try to do something for Sammy when we were kids and occasionally we'd stop for a pie on Thanksgiving but that was it. Plus there was the time that we were almost sacrificed by the most annoying demi-gods.

It might be nice to try and do it like normal people. Cook a turkey, get a tree. I don't know. I was drinking egg nog. I might be a little sloshed.

[private to jon]
I was thinking. You and yours want to come to the bunker for Thanksgiving dinner? Cas and I could use some company and you know you're dying to read some of the books here.

[private to wynonna]
You’re having Thanksgiving dinner with us at the Bunker. Even if it’s just liquid.

I have seen some strange things in my time, but this is new. How is this place possible?

It's really quiet in the bunker without Jody and the girls. No one has insulted my shoes or my cooking in days.

It's almost making me excited for Halloween. Which is something that I never thought I'd say. Though I've never hated it as much as Sam does.

private to ben
When you're ready to talk, I can meet you at the bunker or the Roadhouse.

The bunker is like a never ending maze. It seems like the Men of Letters never threw anything away. Old books, personal effects, cars. I really like looking around. Honestly, if I wasn't careful, I'd never leave. This isn't the point of the post though. I found an old camera and I've been teaching myself to use it.

( some pictures i've taken )

I'm pretty sure that's not what they intended it for but whatever, they're all gone now. I'd like to branch off and try my hand at taking more pictures of people though. I was wondering if anyone would be willing to volunteer to let me take pictures of them?

I don't think I'll be watching Fight Club anymore. It was bad enough when it was just Laurel and Sara but watching Oliver fight... Someone said something about a book club? I just need something to do. What I wouldn't give for something to hack.

private to oliver
How are you settling in? Do you need anything?

Do people who die come back to life here a lot? Even the bad ones?

Private to Nancy and Steve
I saw my papa today. The one who made me and brought the monsters to Hawkins. I think he didn't see me but I saw him.

I don't like to brag but given a day here or there for weird time travel/dimension math and I have been drug free for a little over three years. Yes, two of the years were spent in an apocalypse world where it was just me and monsters but I think it counts.

I think I deserve a milkshake.

Why do I feel like everyone in my life is avoiding me?

I have an opening at the Paradox if anyone is looking for a job. One of my workers is gone and we're doing more business and I worry about everyone else getting burned out. They're good employees. They don't deserve that.

I've also been working on some new recipes for pastries so I could use some taste testers.

[ TWIN ]

I think it's time we finally talked. Really talked.

Boyfriend Dean
Let me know how you want to handle the situation with Ben. If you want to do anything at all.
Also, can you talk to the other Dean? He's being weird and I'm a little worried.