Welcome to Night Vale

So, I'm assuming everyone noticed a mass exodus of people? Anyone keeping track of this stuff?

We just lost... like most of our workforce in the department, so if shit is going wrong, just... bare with us? Anyone interested in working for the PD, we've got an abundance of space now.

[ MORGAN STARK (AU) ]

How do you feel about ice cream, popcorn and a shitty movie on a tiny tv on my ship? I could do with a little company if you're up for it?

How much sand inhalation is too much? Asking for a friend who isn't sorry for the huge dust cloud.

They're selling holocrons at the market... They don't currently work, but perhaps with some tinkering from those more tech savvy, that'll change. So I bought three.

Kenobi.. I also got you a hat.

All in all, there's quite a lot of interesting trinkets the market has to offer - even if this particular holiday surrounding it is quite strange.


[ KENOBI - backdated ]

Shall we schedule another field trip for the younglings? This.. Easter Egg Hunt sounds like something they might enjoy and there are no training sessions scheduled for the day.

[ FINN ]

Is something the matter? You seemed.. off, at your training.

I managed to get a corner set up in the Last Resort for something akin to pet&child sitting services.

For those of you not wishing to leave animals in rooms or in need of a minder for children for however long I'm not even sure how many children are around you can drop by and just fill in a small form and leave them with me for the day.

There's a cat, dog, and I'm not entirely sure who left the lizard here, but I've managed to stop Grogu from putting it in his mouth so far. I'm sure that's not the accomplishment to many that I feel it is.

[ BILLY & ZEE ]

I'm thinking I should explore the boundaries of my powers. But I was thinking I could do it in separate sessions? Billy, you obviously know what my counterparts are capable of, while Zee would mostly be learning with me? If you were both okay with that?

[ MANDO ]

I enjoyed our date, and obviously, our time spent together outside of that. However, I was wondering if Jedi Ahsoka would be willing to look after Grogu again? Maybe we could have a quiet date? At home? To talk about... things?

[ NATASHA (MCU) ]

It's not forward to ask a man to your apartment for dinner if you've already spent time together in a romantic capacity, right?

[Texts to Wanda Maximoff]
>> Ahsoka Tano has kindly offered to watch Grogu
>> If... you were interested, maybe, in checking out that --

>> That gathering, they're having.
>> With me.

Hey [...] so how did impressing that lady friend of yours go?

We've had a tiny spike in reports lately, I'm not sure if activity is picking up or if it's because we're actually working where the local officers aren't...

So, assignments. There's some vandalism reports from around Arby's, cars broken into and some spray-painting; Decker, can you take Dune to check them out? Cobb, Mando, you guys have got the mystery of a missing garage. As in, the complainant had a garage attached to their house, and now they do not.

Daisy, you and me are pulling Naked Erika and Screaming Joe duty this week.

Alexis, can you make sure all Cara's paperwork for employment is up to date?

[ Carter ]

Are you working on something with this guy you're asking about or is this more of the weirdness going on a hobby?

» Heard through the noise you were here.
» "Stern non-talkative man in a metal suit, never takes off his helmet." Had to be you.
» Coulda said hi.
» Unless you're from the past and don't know me, which apparently happens.

[Wanda Maximoff]

If you're free tonight, or any time this week really, I'd like it if you should show me how to make those cookies the kid Grogu likes so much? I can pick up any ingredients you need.

And uh, I have something for you.

He really likes them so I thought it might be nice to...learn.

[COBB VANTH]

I need your help with something.
Advice? [...] Advice. I need your advice.

It's a [...] personal matter.

[ MANDO ]

How's the kid like the snow?

Also, has he eaten your place dry yet or still working on it?

[ NIGHT VALE PD FILTER ]

Ladies if you're wondering why the cruiser is missing the front end......

[...]

In my defense the vehicles I'm used to driving don't actually touch the ground.

For those who do not know me, I am Jedi Master Adi Gallia. It has taken a few weeks, but I do believe the Night Vale Jedi Temple is finally open for all. Whether you're seeking guidance or balance, a place to train, or simply curious - all are welcome.

Starting next week, meditation and general maintenance training sessions will start. If interest is shown, something more structured and specific will be set up in the future. We are more than eager to learn as well as teach, so please stop by if interested.



[ JEDI ]

There are quite a few individual living quarters in Temple for us, should we ever need them. I'm interested to see the response in this place.

So it seems like we've lost Kara among the latest disappearances. I can't remember if anyone was keeping track of these things or not. I'm sorry to her friends for her loss.

It does leave us something of a person down with the Housing Assistants, so I thought maybe I'd bring it up for everyone to know what we're doing.

Your Housing Assistants at the Last Resort are myself, Katie Bell and Zelda. We're always available if you have anything you'd like to ask for, anything we can accommodate you with, settling in, and we're doing our best to greet everyone as they arrive just so that the settling into Nightvale is as easy as it can be for people.

We're also putting together ideas to help encourage everyone to get to know each other. I hear communities that work well together are the most successful. We're looking into different avenues to make things easier, but I don't want to say too much in case they don't hold up to planning.

So you can probably guess that it's a lot for three people to do, especially with how fast our community seems to be growing. If you'd like to come on board and help out, we'd love further assistance, and if you have ideas for how we can further help, please feel free to let any of us know, and we'll see what we can do.

[ Peter Parker ]

I need some podcast recommendations please. I'm kind of striking out on finding anything really good.

[ Mando ]

I stress baked a lot, so I left some coffee and walnut cake for Grogu by your door. There's plenty if he shares, and some coffee. Being a dad to a wandering little one must be tiring.

[ Poseidon ]

So, when are you going to take me out to tell me all these stories?

There is a small green frog-alien baby in my closet. Whoever it belongs to, could you come and retrieve it.

I have placed it at the counter in the kitchen, since it seems to mostly want the cookies I was making. I'd appreciate knowing if it's allergic to nuts too.

Given the telekinetic power I'm not even questioning how it got into my apartment.

( I should've posted this yesterday but whoooooops )

Who is in charge of this outpost?

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