Welcome to Night Vale

Show of hands, how many others here are single parents who spend most of their time socializing with the pre-preschool crowd? For those that can say 'yes' -- any interest in, perhaps, a weekly play group where the kids can entertain each other and we can have real, adult conversation?

[Sharon Carter, Natasha Romanoff(s), Clint Barton, Frankie Barton, Wanda Maximoff, Tony Stark (MCU), Morgan Stark (AU), Sam Wilson, Zemo & Ava Starr]

So, it's pretty likely that nothing will come of this - and this person isn't even in Night Vale, and might never be - but. I'm assuming we've all seen the bright pink posters up everywhere. Right? Right.

[...]

Marjorine seems like a nice girl. And while I don't think we'll actually be able to help her, I'd like to be able to say I tried. And I know you're all pretty good at finding people, for one reason or another so I thought maybe we could at least give it a shot?

If you're busy, that's all fine [...] I'm just trying to get better at helping people when they ask for help.

My own private explosions sound like a fucking nightmare fun, but I prefer my world burning to be metaphorical.

Not that I am not happy to be out of there, but where am I?

How much sand inhalation is too much? Asking for a friend who isn't sorry for the huge dust cloud.

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Those notifications are [...] that's a lot to take in at once.

It has to be a mistake though right? Or a really weird sugar-induced dream.

Alright, who wants in on another climbing / diving / beach day? Equipment not needed. All skill levels welcome.



private to cindy.

Could I bother you to put up some safety webbing?

private to wanda maximoff.

I hear you're the one to talk to for daycare. Do you accept mogwais by any chance?

[Wanda]

How've you been holding up?

[Loki (616)]

Can you help me figure out what to make for dinner? My magic isn't working on these vines, but I'm not at a complete loss.

[Tony Stark (616)]

What's it been like, stuck out of the building for this long?

GREEK FILTER

Looking at another family brunch for the 23rd. Mark your coquina clam shells.

Also Triton is here.

EMMA

Do you want to meet my son? It’s fine if you don’t - I mean he’s sticky usually, so I get it. But he just arrived and I’m having a proud parent moment.

WANDA

If I were to need your services in the future.... could I possibly pay you in trinkets and a private spot on the beach for your daycare?

You know, I reckon things are just about alright around here.

Having decent work and not needing to track down assholes all the time is a nice change.

arthur.

I had a real nice time the other night.

abigail.

Seems like Arthur might be pulling his head out of his ass at long last.

I thought that man would be oblivious forever.

elim.

Thank you for the help with the dress. It was much appreciated.

zelda.

Arthur said you're the one who helped him. I've been meaning to thank you for that.

wanda.

I was wondering if you might be willing to come along some time and help me figure out how people dress in this day and age. If I'm gonna adapt, I could probably use some help.

For those who have newly acquired small dependent creatures, I have put together packages that may assist you with rearing your small creature. There's a bed for them which I can manipulate in size for your small creature, a food package, some little clothes if you desire because they're very cute and, for those with creatures that might benefit from exercise, a leash to keep them on until they're suitably trained for safety.

There are spaces at daycare if you need a break now and then, I can offer the occasional weekend service, all meals are provided, and I am very prepared for hazards that may occur.

Let me know if I can help you with anything you might need for your new little partner.

[ MANDO ]

There is someone here I would like you to meet when he is ready.

My brother has arrived in Night Vale. He is very dear to me, you and Grogu are very dear to me. I would like greatly if you wanted to meet him.

[ AVENGERS & MARVEL ]

Pietro is here. My version of Pietro, the real one.

He remembers Sokovia, but obviously only that far. I'm not sure if he's ready to see people yet, or if he's still processing things, but in case you run into him and are shocked. Don't be.

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[MCU Avengers + Peter's Friends & Associates]

((If you think you're Peter's friend you probably are but you can always just reach out to me and ask))

[...] So um.

I think there's something weird going on with Tony?

( I'm more of a witch than I'd believed )

[Wanda Maximoff]

Mom?

[Young Avengers]

Everyone see that? Are you all all right?

[Tony Stark]

Did you ghost m--

[FILTER: SPIDERS (And Spider-adjacents: Eddie, Harry, Wade, May, Morgan Starks - etc)]

Spiders Assemble! I have always wanted to say that

Hey - I know a lot of you tagged in when I showed up, but I just wanted to get a better sense of who is here, and who has a Nintento Switch because it's been a year and I still don't have any lilies, so I'm beginning to think they're just a myth.

Please help. SW - 6742-9956-3001

I feel like the snakes should learn to stay out of my apartment. Grogu has attempted to eat exactly five snakes, Jelly has portaled at least four that I've seen and I'm almost certain I saw one try to escape from Gerry.

This is def-con one in the stages of snake readiness.

So I guess if you really don't like them... come to 1406 and the babies will protect you?

[ SCOTT LANG ]

How well do you know Agent Woo?

You know, if it weren't for all this technology and the cars and such, I'd almost think I was still around Beecher's Hope.

This is gonna be a lot to get used to, but I've been through worse.

Is there a place to stable a horse around here?

wanda.

Thank you kindly for showing me how all this works. Still not sure I've wrapped my head entirely around what's going on here, but I appreciate the kindness, ma'am.

arthur.

I asked around and checked that list they've got. Saw your name.

Is it really you, Arthur?

( WandaVision! )