Welcome to Night Vale

Heat and sand? This isn't upstate New York. Oh... crap.

Is this what happens when you get pulled through again? It was supposed to take you home, not drop you somewhere else. Unless my magics did something!

My name's Diana. Sadly not my first time being dropped in a new world with no idea what's going on. Can someone please tell me where I am and if there's a way to get back to where I was?

Oww.. Why is the symbol tingling?

Figures.

Save the world from a vengeful god and immediately get banished to another alternate reality.

Can’t a guy catch a break?

Turned on my Nintendo Switch today and idk how to handle this. She even comes with Piggy Smalls.


(ooc: second link is a video)

[TEXTS: AUNT MAY]

-- Funny Story
-- I tried to sit down on the sofa today with my lunch and like
-- almost got impaled
-- so maybe like
-- do you know what this is... uh... doing in our apartment?
-- [IMAGE]
-- [...]
-- [...]
-- [...]
-- >:(

[LATER TEXTS: TONY STARK (MCU)]

-- Can I stay with you for a few days.
-- Also can you help me stage an intervention?

When Harry Met Spidey

Peter PArker / Harry OSborn
"I don't know what to do with archival Balenciaga"

The Last Resort | Low | During Jungle Plot

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Just in case this wasn't clear before, Gwen Stacy is the coolest friend!



Filtered to Eddie & Gwen

So Gwen and I were talking, has V tried s'mores? Because we're thinking s'mores and a movie.

[MCU Avengers + Peter's Friends & Associates]

((If you think you're Peter's friend you probably are but you can always just reach out to me and ask))

[...] So um.

I think there's something weird going on with Tony?

So.... Did anyone else just have Gangnam Style stuck in their head for a hot second? I thought we left that back in 2012.

Eddie I'm sorry about the heavy drumming yesterday.

Also... HEY! DEAN WINCHESTER - I'm not crazy, you're crazy! I had the weird Night Vale-ness and could only speak in song. And yes that was Ozzie. Jerk.

[ mcu parker ]

1. How are you doing?
2. You Rick Rolled me! I thought we were friends!

I said settle down, settle down everything is fine, take your eyes off the floor. She said no I'm not, no I'm not, no I'm not alright I lost my head on the door. She's a-a-a-antisocial—

What the fuck was that?

[...]

There's something happening here, but what it is ain't exactly clear. There's a man with a gun over there, telling me I got to beware. I think it's time we stop- Children, what's that sound? Everybody look, what's going down?

♪ ♪

I'm so bored. I miss my friends and I need to do something. Also there are no food trucks here. I don't know I just need to find something to do.

Violet

What do you do for fun?

MCU Avengers

Is there a Kamala Khan or Ms Marvel in your universe?

You know, when I asked for a vacation? I was thinking more tourist traps and lame shirts that I could wear to deter people. Not whatever the fuck this is? But, alright. Cool. Whatever. This is fine.

( gif heavy post/not an ic cut )

So what a wild week, amiright? Pro tip: never eat corn dogs from questionable locations and/or time frames.

Think I might sit out this weekend's festivities.

( to peter parker )

( to eddie brock )

( to aphrodite )

Okay so like... finding a rhythm to Sappho's Hymn the Invocation of Aphrodite is super hard. And I feel like it would really take away from the hymn-y part if I tried to do it? It's really beautiful (I mean, duh) and everyone should read it here since Valentine's Day is coming up and it could be inspirational.

So, you know, rather than ruin that with drumming I figured this Lady Gaga & Aphrodite Ariana Grande song would be nice and fun.

Aphrodite I really hope you like it and like.. watch til the end?



( ... )

Ok. So how many of us are teens here? I have an idea for something but if there isn't many of us I don't know if it will be worth it so...?

Test.


Test.


NO HEARTS!!

( LETS TALK ABOUT SEX BAYBEE. )

🧡🧡I hate this about myself, but I also can't help but try and figure it out. Because it's a puzzle.

🧡🧡Parker and Gwen got me thinking about the fact these ... coloured hearts and, uh, sweat, might be linked to our emotions. And I think that's a pretty good hypothesis to test.

Maybe we could work together to try and fill in the blanks. 🧡🧡

...❤️ While I'm not exactly a bastion of self-awareness or emotional intelligence, I can offer the fact I'm pretty confident orange means angry.

Just trust me on that one. What are your thoughts, and why?🧡🧡

Color/Emotion Chart
🧡 - Angry
❤️ - Affection
💚 - Positive Feelings?
💛 - 'What's going on'?
🤍 - Fear?
🤎 - Energized
💜 - Annoyance
💙 - Gutted?
💘 - Love or possibly just Tony Stark?
🖤 - No soul?

❤️ Go away
❤️ Stop
❤️ Why won't it
❤️ why won't it delete??

I had been weighing the pros and cons of figuring out whether or not there was a college here and what that whole application process might be like. I figured that, as long as I'm here, I might as well do something with my time. College was always the goal. I would've preferred out of state back home since that what the only way I saw myself even remotely having a chance of escaping both my father and the family name.

Then I remembered that he pulled me out of school at 15 and now I'm not sure what my plans are going forward besides finding a job. Let's say that's still an option and I can take a few classes. Has anyone else looked into the whole college thing? Is anyone else thinking about looking into it?