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ruthlessness
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I'm bored and my life is way too fucking complicated right now. I could use a distraction in the worst way.

Which is a lot of words to say -- you busy?

fuckinginlaws
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Comment either with your own scenario, or your willingness to participate and be bombarded with moral dilemma. All situations cut and dry, and of course, hypothetical.

sitwell
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So I've noticed, it's not really an apartment town.

Or a real estate town in general. Which you'd think with the constant disappearances it'd be a real buyer's market. Damn shame it's not.

But I've found three within a reasonable budget range based on current crypto projections. So what are your thoughts?

ONE is nice, I've told has "good bones" which I'm optimistically interpreting metaphorically. The kitchen is to die for and that floor is inexplicably in a laundry room. It's deceptively cheap. And for some reason has been on the market for five years.

TWO is dirt cheap on near five acres of land outside of town. It comes furnished and also comes with surprising amount of boxed wine. It technically is exempt from property taxes. I kind of hate everything about else about it right now, so it'd need a lot of work to be liveable and is still small. But imagine it open floorplan with a new kitchen.

THREE is the left side of a duplex. It's 17,000 square feet. Which isn't a typo I've been promised. But, walking through, probably 90% of that might be behind an unlockable door up the ladder in that closet in the second bedroom that abuts against the right side of the duplex that the realtor refused to acknowledge or answer questions about. Also it kind of looks like the 70s died there, but that's your vibe, right? And I am feeling that kitchen. But 3 bedrooms and neighbors who don't even have a wifi connection point to properly screen them? I don't know.

I guess we could always wait for something to happen to the family in that brick place you liked in Golden Dunes.