Oct. 17th, 2021 at 4:00 AM
So, it's pretty likely that nothing will come of this - and this person isn't even in Night Vale, and might never be - but. I'm assuming we've all seen the bright pink posters up everywhere. Right? Right.
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Marjorine seems like a nice girl. And while I don't think we'll actually be able to help her, I'd like to be able to say I tried. And I know you're all pretty good at finding people, for one reason or another so I thought maybe we could at least give it a shot?
If you're busy, that's all fine [...] I'm just trying to get better at helping people when they ask for help.
Next time I have an idea like that, please smack me over the head with the nearest heavy object.
I know I was being dramatic last night, but thanks. For the blankets. And cuddles. And not asking about the unmitigated disaster that trying to get mortals to date each other is.
Just to give you a heads up...
I'm going to quit being a Love god. ❤️💔
🕸️ My first Halloween trick or treating I went as a unicorn astronaut space princess.
🕸️ I still own a bunch of Beanie Babies from my tween years.
🕸️ I once hopped dimensions just to get a pair of handcuffs off.