Welcome to Night Vale

I do hope everyone is recovering from the plants, and with that I should like to remind everyone that the clinic is available should you need it.

That said, I think I have calculated it well enough and while the start of summer is probably a different date in Hyrule then it is here, it should still be relevant, so this month will be my birthday. I should like to celebrate this with a little picnic, so if you should like to join me do let me know.

On that matter, do we have any jewelers among our community? I should like to commission a piece.

Today feels like one of those days The Ebon Hawk's grav controls wasn't working the way they should. Spike seems to be handling it alright, doesn't seem to mind floating. Doesn't seem to extend to outside.

Strange what you consider a usual day.

[Revan]
Speaking of not usual days, guess who I found complaining up a storm?

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I sent him over to you, because he's missed you.

Waiting for toxins to wear off is tedious, especially paralytics. At least my brain didn't go terribly fuzzy, even if my legs still are.

Second plus is not having to clean up the plants. It was terribly polite of them all to just ... leave.

You know, sometimes I wish my family could see me now. Izzy would take one look at me not needing closure that this whole plant thing wasn't a sign of the apocalypse or some kind of fae downworlder plot... yeah, I think she'd be proud that I'm...

... relaxing?

That might be the weirdest part of living in this place, how the weird stuff starts to not seem that weird.

Any chance anyone's managed to get a cutting from the thing?

For science.

OMG YOU GUUUUUUYS.

I found the cutest, punchiest, angriest little plant in the desert today, and it just reminded me sooooo much of Buttercup!

It's gonna be my stand in Buttercup until she shows up all punchy and fighty!

The body's still a wreck, but I was finally able to get the engine in my car to turn over this evening. It ain't much, but it's something.

See, Cas? I'm able to appreciate things.

[ UTH CREW ]

How close are we to launch, do you think? Because I'm losing my mind and damn near offered to bartend for the devil.

I didn't even realize the date had passed. Birthday officially in two weeks and five days, just in case anyone wanted to keep track!

Is 28 all that different? Asking for a friend.

Filtered to Leanne, Angelina, and Hermione

Right, so am I the only horrible person that let the 2nd slip by? I mean back home the reminder was everywhere, but I don't know, do we want to get dinner? I feel like we should do something. Or maybe not? This is the part where I start overthinking.

Filtered to Pete

I feel terrible. The anniversary of a really terrible day in my world was a few days ago, and it completely slipped my mind.

The better news is that I think me becoming an Animagus is a real possibility.

Well, good to know things back home are still a mess.

jupeter.

Don't panic.

mick.

So I ran into Sasha again.

steel and miller investigations.

Won't be in today. Got shot.

linda.

Could we possibly reschedule our session?

Maybe it's because I'm still a bit of a new mom or maybe it's because I'm alone in an alternate universe with a baby but I'm worried about my daughter. She feels a bit feverish and she's had a runny nose all day.

Is there anyone who could take a look at her? I haven't had a chance to find a pediatrician.

So, just to let you guys know, if anyone is going to end up needing a boarding space for their new birds or dinosaurs, we've been working on revitalizing the stables behind The Pour Judgment. As of right now, we should have room for four boardings at a time. But if there's more interest, we can work on expanding the area.

If anyone's interested, even just for a night or two in order to get some peace, let me know.

hello terra

i am mantis

i have come for your peace

It's quite unsettling to randomly appear in a desert, be told "welcome back, you look different" and be gifted a cellphone.

This feels a little like a bad action/spy movie plot.

I'm Arthur - but apparently, some of you already know that?

Mera is going to kill me..

[Miller]

If you're looking for me, I'm either buying 40 bags of marshmallows or eating them all with Slimer.

Might need my stomach pumped later, it's been a while since I've gone on a Stay-Puft binge.

So...

Is anyone way slightly worried that their egg hasn't hatched yet?

Like is this a case of the worse ones going first? Or am I going to end up with something vicious? Jesus, I need more wine.

Chocobo start showing up and somehow I don’t get one. And now I’m pink. Cool.

So what are the odds on this being permanent? I’m surprised Night Vale didn’t go for purple.

At least I'm not the only one?

This so isn't funny.

Seriously, pink. Everybody. Couldn't be blue, couldn't be green...? Pink.

I came here for information. Not nonsense about eggs. Social media is worthless.

Where is Dr. Foster?








Ugh... Or Pym.

I stopped by the bank and honestly...I've never identified so strongly with an ATM in my life.

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Does anyone need help with their horrible egg abominations? Because I can probably smite them if anyone's in a spot.

archives squad + georgie + kate.

I can no longer thrive in this household.

a) Please...just please stop shouting my name across the flat, followed by the most inane question possible. No, Tim, I cannot tell you what opinion fish collectively have about ska music. I'm not an Alexa. Also an Alexa probably couldn't tell you that either. Sasha, please stop asking me how to make a meringue. Just use your smartphone. Or ask Martin. He's the one who can bake. I can cook. I cannot bake.

b) Why is this our fridge:
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That's not even true.

c) Martin, this does not apply to you, you've done nothing wrong.

d) Same to Georgie.

For those who have newly acquired small dependent creatures, I have put together packages that may assist you with rearing your small creature. There's a bed for them which I can manipulate in size for your small creature, a food package, some little clothes if you desire because they're very cute and, for those with creatures that might benefit from exercise, a leash to keep them on until they're suitably trained for safety.

There are spaces at daycare if you need a break now and then, I can offer the occasional weekend service, all meals are provided, and I am very prepared for hazards that may occur.

Let me know if I can help you with anything you might need for your new little partner.

[ MANDO ]

There is someone here I would like you to meet when he is ready.

My brother has arrived in Night Vale. He is very dear to me, you and Grogu are very dear to me. I would like greatly if you wanted to meet him.

[ AVENGERS & MARVEL ]

Pietro is here. My version of Pietro, the real one.

He remembers Sokovia, but obviously only that far. I'm not sure if he's ready to see people yet, or if he's still processing things, but in case you run into him and are shocked. Don't be.